Hi welcome :3 (Republished since I made an error🤩)
Tommy: I'm a terrible person...
Phil:
Wilbur:
Techno:
Ranboo:
Tubbo:
Tommy: This is the part where you say "It's alright, Tommy, we still love you, Tommy."
Wilbur: I'M TOO HOT
Wilbur: :D
Wilbur: :D
Wilbur: :D
Wilbur: :D
Quackity: *With monotonous expression and sigh* Hot damn...
Wilbur: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN
Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?
Techno, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Wilbur, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Skeppy: Why are your tongues purple?
Karl: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Sapnap: I had a red one.
Skeppy: oh
Skeppy:
Skeppy: OH
Bad:
Bad: You drank each other's slushies?
George: *Gently taps table*
Dream: *Taps back*
Bad: What are they doing?
Sapnap: Morse code.
George: *Aggressively taps table*
Dream: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Dream: Am I going too far?
Sam: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Someone: *Gets down on one knee*
Techno: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Someone: *Falls over*
Techno: The poison is kicking in.
Tubbo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Ranboo: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
Fundy: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Quackity: I'm a knife.
Wilbur, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Tommy: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Bad: >:O language
Fundy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Wilbur: OKAY WHO TAUGHT FUNDY THE FUCK WORD?
Purpled: 'The fuck word'.
Ranboo: Are you joking? You guys use the f word all the time
Fundy: Oh my god he censored it
Purpled: Say fuck, Ranboo.
Fundy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.
Phil: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
(Me: WRONG! Poison is injested and venom is injected- Sorry...)
Quackity: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Wilbur: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Quackity, learn to listen.
Quackity: What if it bites itself and I die?
Wilbur: That's voodoo.
Quackity: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Wilbur: That's correlation, not causation.
Quackity: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Wilbur: That's kinky.
Phil: Oh my Primes.
Techno: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Wilbur: I think you mean cards.
Techno, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Purpled: Time for plan G.
Tubbo: Don't you mean plan B?
Purpled: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tommy: What about plan D?
Purpled: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ranboo: What about plan E?
Purpled: I'm hoping not to use it. Tommy dies in plan E.
Wilbur: I like plan E.
Wilbur: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Tommy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Techno: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Quackity: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Phil: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
That was the first chapter, don't expect super frequent uploads or anything.
YOU ARE READING
DSMP crack I guess- (I'm bored)
FanficThe title. I'll update this when I feel like it, NOT DOING ONESHOTS UNLESS THEY'RE PLATONIC. COVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME! I found it on Google :3
