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Sleeping Kyle 😎😎 [Stan x Kyle satire story]

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Sleeping beauty but I forgot the story and also gay South Park characters. AGED UP TO 18 (not for smut but just bc it's a good writing age lol) STORY OF SLEEPING BEAUTY WILL BE CHANGED AND NOT EXACT LOL. It might even be a mix of Cinderella. WARNI...

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DISCLAIMER ALSO PT ONE

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by Olivia147981

by Olivia147981

DISCLAIMER B4 WE START: this is a mix of Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping beauty so cry abt it. I also forgot most of the story for all of these besides Cinderella so ya. THIS IS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Also I'm not funny 😔 GUYS GUYS JUST SO YOU KNOW THE DASH MARK'S NAME IS DAVE SO YOU BETTER SAY HI TO HIM

- (that's Dave say hi)

[Kyles pov]
For as long as I could remember I had a loving family, though I never knew my mother. People tell me she would've loved me but I guess I'll keep dreaming of how she would've been. She's been dead since child birth so it's just me and my dad...forever, happily ever after-

"KYLE!!"

Never mind. I forgot about the her. She's been bossing me around ever since my dad married her. Her as in Liane Cartman. Or I should say Liane Broflovski, but she'll never ever be considered related to me. Besides I-

"KYLE GET YOUR JEW ASS DOWN HERE!"

[Dave's POV]

While the Jew was busy monologuing like he was in The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K, Liane was screaming for him to get his weirdass downstairs. Kyle lifted his head up slightly.

"Oh uh- cumming!" The red head quickly ran down the stairs like a rotating 380 degree perpendicular triangle.

Once he got down the 69 flights of stairs he was greeted with an enthusiastic yet sadistic Liane.

"Yeah, Liane- I mean Mrs. Broflovski!" Kyle corrected himself, his green sparkling princess beautiful orbs shining sugoily in the perfect lighting.

"It's just Ms. Cartman now, your dad is dead." Liane laughed evilly.

"B-Baka! You can't do this to me Liane-Chan!" Tears glistened in Kyle's perfect emerald orbs.

"I'm very arigatoful of the fact he's gone, guess you're gonna be me and my son's personal maid." Suddenly Kyle magically poofed into a maid dress. The boom vine sound effect then went off, signaling how weird and shocking this was.

"Wow Kyel, looking as ugly as ever." Cartman emerged from the shadows like the final boss in a low budget game from 2022. Though now most games are unfinished and low budget, glitchy and overall bad...hmm...anyways!

Being a family maid, dad dying, anime girls, Dave, Jews, Eric Cartman, a prince in the future, a ball to attend (LATER 😔) and a shitty fanfic. What could go wrong?!

This is just the opening so it's short, about 380 something words not including the none story parts