VicTORIous (Tori Vega x Male OC)

Robarazzi

It was just another day at Hollywood arts, the gang all sitting at a table eating their lunches. As they did, Cat came running towards the table, setting down a weird looking device in the middle of the table, making everyone look up at it. After a few seconds, they lost their interest and went back to eating.

"Don't you guys wanna know what that is?" Cat asked her friends

"Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, 'cause if it is, what button do I push?" Jade asked being her typical mean self.

"That's so hurtful." Cat said

"You know, You don't always have to be mean to everyone." Tori told Jade.

"See, Tori's interested in my device." Cat said taking a seat between Andre and Cat.

"I'm really not."

"Aw, c'mon little red, tell us about your doo-hickey." Andre said, being nice and gave Cat a little side hug.

"Okay, it's called: The Snowbee. Watch." She said, as she then pushed a button and fake snow began to shoot out rapidly falling on top of all them and onto their food, with Cat being the only one enjoying it. Jade and Seth then quickly reached over trying to turn the machine off to which they eventually did. "It makes pretend snow."

"I see that." Andre said, as everyone tried to wipe all the stuff off them.

"It's all over my tostada." Beck commented.

"And my chimichangas." Seth said

"And my pizza." Tori said

"Well, do not eat it." Cat urged them

"Why?" Jade asked not liking what she might here

"'Cause it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding." She said looking at the instruction manual.

Everyone soon looked at their food and quickly pushed it away, now that it was poisoned. "So what made you buy a machine that poisons people's lunches?" Tori asked

"This catalog." Cat said showing a magazine

"Sky store?" Beck asked.

"Yeah. I went to visit my uncle and uncle this weekend in San Francisco, and they had these on the plane. It's like filled with all kinds of cool stuff you can buy." Cat said opening the magazine as she gasped. "Oh, like this: A tree face. You put it on your tree to give it a face." She said excitedly showing the magazine page.

"What if you don't have a tree?" Tori asked

"It also works on bushes."

"Unbelievable. You guys have no idea how upset I am about..." Robbie said angrily as he then stopped and saw all the fake snow on the table and floor. "It snowed? In Los Angeles?" Robbie asked confused looking up at the sky.

"I told you global warming was bogus." Rex said

"Stop watching fox news."

"No, it's fair and balanced."

"Dude..." Tori said getting Robbie's attention.

"It's not real snow." Beck said explaining the fake snow.

"But you can eat it." Jade said handing a spoonful of fake snow to Robbie.

Seth just slapped the spoon out of Jades hand as it went flying. "Jade, it's not funny to poison people."

"I don't wanna eat anything." Robbie said sitting down also sounding down.

"What are you all upset about?" Andre asked