Eon: I've gathered you for a mission of utmost importance, so vital that the future of the academy relies on nothing short of absolute success.
Eruptor: I hope it's Arkeyan robots. I hate those things.
Spyro: Nah, Drow Elves.
Eruptor: Robots!
Spyro: Drow Elves.
Eruptor: Robots!
Spyro: Elves!
Eruptor: Robots!
Spyro: Elves!
Hugo: SHEEP!!!
Hugo runs away.
Stealth Elf: Well, I hope it's Kaos. I still have frost in my ears from when he tried to freeze us.
Stella: 'And I still haven't forgiven him for what he did to Ikki.'
Eon: No, Skylanders, this time your foe is different, but no less formidable. It is... the basement pipes.
Aurora, Izuku, and Stella:
Eon: They are being attacked by a vicious clog of beard hair. Not mine.
Spyro: Uh, we're unclogging pipes?
Eon: Yes. Before they explode and the basement is fraught with minor flooding, resulting in a dastardly plumbing bill!
Stella: 'He can't be serious.'
Eon: What are you waiting for? Hurry, Skylanders and Portal Masters!
Eon left.
Jet-Vac: You heard the man. Up on your feet, people! We've got plum-bing to do.
Izuku: 'Plum-bing?'
Jet-Vac: Hmm. Plum-bing. Is that right? I know there's a B in there. Anyway... Go, go, go!
Everyone rushed off. Except for Spyro.
Jet-Vac: What's the matter, Spyro? Are you too good to clean some pipes?
Spyro: What? No, I'm not too good to clean. It's just...
He sighs.
Spyro: It's just that after battling Kaos and all the other threats that threatens the Skylands, this kind of mission seems a little... basic?
Jet-Vac: Well, being a Skylander doesn't just mean fighting bad guys every second of every day. We provide many essential services to Skylands, great and small. And sometimes that means money-saving plum-bing missions. That still sounds weird.
Spyro: Yeah, cause it's a soft B, Jet-Vac. It's plum-ming. You don't say the B. It's... it's not a crum-buh. It's a crumb. And it's fine. I get your point.
Jet-Vac: You better get it, because it's high time you learned to do things the Skylander way!
Spyro: So... is this the Skylander way, huh? Also, did you have a mouse for breakfast? Do you have any idea how pungent those things are? They... they smell worse on the way out, by the way.
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The Hero of the Skylands
FanfictionNow that the war is over, Izuku Midoriya and his adopted daughter Eri have decided to take some time off and visited Inko. However, while they were staying there, not only was there a heartfelt reunion with an old friend of Izuku's, but they found a...
