from: berry
y'know sometimes i forget i have a dick
like i just look down and im like 'oh yeah'
from: gguk
nice to know berry
sometimes i forget how much i love your ass
like i just look at it and i'm like 'that's a nice ass'
from: berry
JEONGGUK.
im at dinner with my parents
i don't think they'd appreciate me getting a boner
from: gguk
i would
bcs i'm your hot epic boyfriend
from: berry
you're my idiotic boyfriend
but i still love you :)
from: gguk
thank fuck for that
nearly jumped off a cliff <3
from: berry
please the heart 😭
from: gguk
just expressing my undying love ykyk
anyway
when u coming back?? yeontan's getting restless
from: berry
i'll be back in an hour or so
my mum said she wants to meet you again tho
i think she likes you more than me
from: gguk
i must be a good influence fr
can you also get more strawberry lube
i think we ran out last night
thank you baby <3
from: berry
yeah ofc <33
we still have condoms, right?
from: gguk
i think we've got like half a box left
from: berry
good
omg.. GGUK YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JS FUCKING HAPPENED..
from: gguk
omg wait are you okay???
you haven't been mugged by chavs right
from: berry
surprisingly no
BUT MY MUM READ OUR MESSAGES AND SHE JUST SAID
'AT LEAST YOU'RE USING PROTECTION'
like what
from: gguk
please im so glad i wasn't there now
from: berry
you're fucking lucky you got detention now
:(
from: gguk
please im not
i had to do like a dozen laps on the field
i felt asthmatic
from: berry
sigh im coming home
i js got the lube btw
from: gguk
FUCK YESSS
from: berry
y'know despite knowing you and dating you for a long time
i've never known someone to be so excited over strawberry lube
from: gguk
GRA GRA BOOM BITCH.
sorry let my inner demon out then
from: berry
baby that wasn't your demon, that was just you
from: gguk
i feel so hyper
gotta fuck that ass innit
from: berry
from: gguk
help i'm being attacked by mosquitoes wtf
lol i just killed them all
from: berry
ngl i love how random you are
but how tf did you manage that
from: gguk
idk they were in a conga line so
i think i'm being haunted by them help
from: berry
might have to get a ouija board
what a good date that would be <3
from: gguk
omg yes
see you when you get home berry <3
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FanfictionThis includes several different tropes such as college boyfriends and CEO x Soloist. implied bottom: taehyung implied top: jungkook
