bts texts au
gc name: no lube no protection bang bang bang
from: tae
guys i got some tea
from: jimin
like literal tea or the drama kind
if so spill <3
from: tae
basically
jungkook burped
from: joon
what the
how is that considered drama
from: tae
bruv you didn't let me finish
from: joon
then why didnt u js text it beforehand
from: tae
uhm
to build suspense??
from: yoongi
you wanted to build suspense over the fact kook burped?
from: tae
stfu we were having a belching competition
you know how competitive he is
from: jin
let's be real, he did eat 6 cups of ramen to prove me wrong
from: jimin
mate he was in the bathroom for so long after that
from: tae
ik, i was in there w him
from: hobi
as in you watched him piss or
from: tae
omg what
mate that was one time, and i was drunk
from: joon
you've watched him piss when drunk.
you are so fucking weird but continue
from: tae
nah he was like, yo bbg wanna bang
and i was like, ofc broski
from: joon
ur so questionable
yk that right?
from: jimin
speaking of that knobhead
where even is he
from: tae
ngl i have no idea
I didn't even wake up to him next to me :(
from: jin
oh, i think i saw him leave this morning
from: yoongi
well fucking obviously
the man isn't even home sherlock
from: tae
bro it js went to voicemail
whaT IF HES FUCKING DIED
i never even got to marry him
from: hobi
tae, i doubt he's died
the fucker probably went to get condoms or smth
from: tae
we legit got more the other day
from: yoongi
so where is the little shit then
he can't have js disappeared
from: jimin
guys have u even checked his room
from: jin
what if he's jerking off and we walk in on him
i dont fucking want to see that
from: tae
i defo would ;)
from: hobi
you do realise thats bcs ur his boyfriend?
from: tae
OMG GUYS
i'll use my telepathic skills
from: yoongi
like that would fucking work
from: kook
hi guys :D
from: joon
what the actual
from: jimin
mate, where tf are you
from: kook
....
im literally in my room
can yall stop spamming for one mf minute
im playing fortnite
from: yoongi
well at least he isnt fucking missing
from: jimin
mate i thought it was gna be like jay slater or smth
from: tae
pls dont get stuck in a cactus <3
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FanfictionThis includes several different tropes such as college boyfriends and CEO x Soloist. implied bottom: taehyung implied top: jungkook
