gc name: fuck buddies
from: yoongi
yk im really into dark humour
from: jin
wanna hear a joke?
from: joon
did he just turn the lights off
from: kook
mate that's literally what dark humour is
from: joon
it really isn't kook
from: hobi
i'm just surprised yoongi responded first in the gc
ngl i thought he was dead
from: jimin
he doesn't take as long as kook
he takes like a month to respond
from: kook
bcs im a busy boy fr
from: tae
yeah jacking off to hentai
from: jin
GUYS
from: kook
ayo i bet namjoon likes bdsm
wait..
from: yoongi
don't tell me you don't know what bdsm is
from: kook
...what's bdsm??
from: tae
we literally have bdsm sex kook.
from: joon
bible discussions and study meetings
from: kook
guys i just killed like ten mosquitoes
i think i'm being haunted by them now
from: jimin
well that's your loss matey
from: hobi
how on earth did you manage that
from: kook
idk they were in a conga line so i just took the opportunity
from: joon
omg those poor mosquitoes
from: yoongi
bro do you think you're david attenborough or smth
from: tae
jin-hyung
would you rather stab jungkook or—
jin
easy, stab jungkook
from: tae
but i didn't even say the other option yet
from: jin
ik but i would still stab jungkook
from: kook
not gonna lie, i feel a bit unsafe in this house. does anyone else feel the same way?
from: joon
well he doesn't wanna kill us so we're safe
you're not
YOU ARE READING
Taekook Texts
FanfictionThis includes several different tropes such as college boyfriends and CEO x Soloist. implied bottom: taehyung implied top: jungkook
