Married AU

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(surprise they're married bcs that shits cute)

from: gguk

babe

i was thinking

and

when you asked me to marry you

you didn't propose bc i fucked you so good the day before right??

i mean

it would be the biggest compliment

but

from: berry

oh my god

shut up or i'll ask for a divorce

horny dumbass

from: gguk

jkjk

nah you wouldn't

you love this horny dumbass too much

from: berry

that i do

can you also bring cake btw

from: gguk

may i ask why

but ofc

from: berry

bc i'm a hungry bitch and i need feeding?

from: gguk

fair enough

what kind you want

from: berry

strawberry

from: gguk

berry, i think you've got an addiction for strawberry flavoured things

from: berry

wdym babe

from: gguk

yk, like strawberry cake, strawberry lube, strawberries

hell even edible underwear

from: berry

that was one time kook.

besides you literally ripped them apart

so ofc i had to eat it

from: gguk

right okay

horny bastard

from: berry

knobhead

from: gguk

my dearest partner of greatness

from: berry

1st of all, why r u quoting lady macbeth

2nd of all, dick

from: gguk

bc im js so smart bbg

from: berry

you did NOT just call me bbg

from: gguk

i've js read back and i definitely did, so...

from: berry

you bastard

from: gguk

baby i can literally hear u giggling thru the walls

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