He Is An Addams! by Nazaki-Sama

Chapter 1

Note to self, Addams are weird…

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If someone told Tony that today was the day he will lose his Goddamn sanity (And privacy) he would have laughed loudly in their face while walking away, ordering Jarvis to put them on the blacklist for all he cares, but the thing is, that's exactly what happened to him right now. It all started with Barnes, Goddamn Captain fucking America discovering that his childhood friend (And the original Captain America) was still alive, which then ended with him going on his mad quest of catching the Winter Soldier, the most feared assassin in the world. The one that put the fear of God in Natasha Romanov, the ghost stories that everyone feared hearing, lest it was hunted, the Steve Rogers.

Tony didn't even know how, but in the end, he ended up helping Barnes get his friend back after the annoyed man begged Tony for three days straight after Project Insight to help him get his friend back. And as much as Tony loved Barnes' begging, it was honestly getting annoying, so in the end, Tony agreed to help the man and in the next two weeks they were able to catch the Winter Soldier with no issues… that is, if you didn't count Barnes' broken face (Again).

And now here Tony was in debrief with Fury and the team, trying to learn everything about the Winter Soldier in hopes of helping him, not that Fury wanted to help them out of the kindness of his dark little heart, no, but the thought of two super-soldiers was too much to pass, especially when one of them is The Winter Soldier. "Can you please explain this to me, Barnes?" Fury asked as a video start playing. In the video, the Winter Soldier strapped in an electric chair, it was then that Tony knew that they are going to see a torture video, which made Tony tense a little, preparing himself.

But what he saw made Tony's jaw fall down and his eyes widen as he snapped his mouth shut, not even knowing what to do because he could perfectly see that Steve Rogers was getting tortured by the chair. But the thing is, the man was not thrashing in pain, he was not screaming for them to stop, he was actually smirking at them with a dark look in his eyes. "Is that all you got? Why don't you raise it ten volts?" That was what the man said as he let out a satisfied purr when they did that, and Tony swore he heard sobs and cries in the background, probably from the scientists because he was sure he heard "We are going to die!" which made Tony blink and blink and blink some more.

The dreamy sigh he heard from Barnes made him look at the man who was looking at the screen like a schoolgirl watching her crush, making Tony press his lips tightly into a straight line. "He is an Addams…" Barnes said, and where those hearts floating around him?

Hearing the word 'Addams' made everyone freeze in place, and Tony's eyes widened at that if that was even possible. "Wait! Addams? You meant like those creepy people who live in creepy mansions near the graves and are more of scary demons than actual people?" Clint asked, and if Tony could move, he would have clapped his hands for Clint because that was exactly what he thought about… but Rogers doesn't even look like an Addams! He didn't have the dark hair or the olive skin the Addams are known to possess, so what the hell?

"He is an Addams on his mother's side." Barnes waved them off as he let out another dreamy sigh when the video continued to play that scene of Rogers laughing like a villain in horror movies, and the cries in the background increased.

"Then I guess that explains this…" Fury muttered to himself as he played the next video and everyone saw how Barnes' face turned from the dreamy side to the horrifying side in zero seconds, which made everyone turn to the screen, and for the second time that day, Tony's jaw fell on the floor.