He Is An Addams! by Nazaki-Sama

Chapter 2

"It has been three weeks since the day all lives in the world ended…" Tony hissed as he looked at the camera in front of him, already planning his counter-attack still remembers what it felt like to be chased by that stupid Rogers-Addams freak, and to be honest, Tony was about to snap. "I had to do a serious modification to my lab to stop that monster from coming here ever again!" Dum-E could be heard in the background, putting the cute fluffy toys in the place that Tony ordered him to. He was peeping happily as he waved to a cute white bear before returning to his work, ignoring the growls that Tony let out in the corner. "It's hard, living without any human contact, food is sacred and comes every blue moon, there are a lot of assassins waiting for my head out there, but I need to be strong or else! The world is going to end." Tony leaned on his chair, pain and helplessness painting his face as he gazed at the video he was recording, wondering what will happen to him now.

"Sir, if I may… I think you are overreacting about master Rogers."

Jarvis' monotone voice made Tony growl as he looked up at the ceiling, wondering how his A.I. would dare betray him like that. Was he on Rogers' side? "Are you on his side? Did he infiltrate you? Are you betraying me?" Tony snapped as he stood up from his chair, growling at the ceiling, and only got a tired sigh in return. Deep down Tony wondered how his A.I. turned out to be like that; sassy and so done with Tony's shit at the same time.

"Sir, I don't know what kind of… insanity level you have reached this moment, but I think this is enough… Have you looked at your workshop lately?"

The dry tone made Tony huff and he turned to the workshop, grimacing as his eyes fell on the stuffed and flammable toys everywhere, the pink wallpapers that dominated the lab, holy water, and salt in every corner and incense that Tony instructed Dum-E to never let snuff out, all in the hope of banishing Rogers and his demons. And while he was grateful that it seemed to work, Tony didn't even know how long it was going to last before Rogers came into his lab and turned the toys into voodoo dolls, or the salt and holy water into blood and ashes with his creepiness. Tony practically had to change the salt in the corners over six times! It turned black every time Rogers came to knock on his door and plead with Tony to get out! Well, more like scratching at the door like a puppy. But what the hell, black salt! That only proved Tony's theory that Rogers was nothing but a demon!

"Yes? Your point is?" Tony snapped as he walked toward the fridge, grumbling when he got a frozen yogurt out. He needed to do a bit of grocery shopping, but then that meant risking to leave his lab, and Tony wasn't a fool to order his food like he used to, especially when he heard all of his teammates were planning his death after that night Rogers asked him out. And eating poisoned food was the worst way to go, even if it wasn't the first time that Tony had eaten poisoned food, still it was the principle of the thing!

"Sir, I am sure that you are overacting, and a day outside of the labs and mansion will do you good. Ms. Potts wants to see you at SI."

Jarvis offered as an olive branch and Tony paused in his place, pressing his lips tightly, deep in his thoughts. It will do him some good leaving this insane place, maybe he could even do his shopping in peace and he could tell Pepper about what happened to him. He was sure that the woman would do her wonderful thing and get Rogers kicked out of his mansion! A smile breaks out over Tony's face at the thought, and he starts jumping all over the place in happiness, rushing toward the armors in the corner and ignoring Jarvis who was trying to advise him to get out of the place like a normal person. Like hell! He has a target on his back with five scary teammates after him, and he was not stupid enough to get out of there like he was some defenseless duck waiting to be slaughtered!