Dont call my dad hot

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"Oh, my God. That's the girl Conrad was kissing at the bonfire. And that's the girl Steven was with"


"Hi" Belly smiled at the girls, her, Sabrina and Belly sat down, Yuliya was sat between Nicole and Sabrina

"Hey" Nicole, Conrad's ex girlfriend smiled at Yuliya

"Hi" she smiled sitting down

"I just wanna apologize for the other night and how that all happened"

"No, no, you have nothing to apologize for. Conrad was just drunk and got into a fight with that creep"

Nicole chuckled, "I see you got into your own little fight with his girl"

Yuliya smiled, "Mhm, apparently i wanted her man so she decided to fight me"

"Can re restart, please? You seem like an amazing person and i dont want it to be all weird cause Conrad and I used to date"

"My gosh, yes please. I did not think we would met somewhere like this, definitely thought it would be a whole day planned" Yuliya chuckled

"In that case, im Nicole" she smiled putting a hang out

"Yuliya" the blonde replied shaking her hand

"I just wanna say, i think you look so good in red" Nicole smiled

"Thank you! I love your dress, it's so perfect" Yuliya smiled, the two began to talk for a little


"I told my mom the only way i would do this is if i could bring my girlfriend, cause i thought it would be a deal killer, but the club has been surprisingly chill about the whole thing" Marisa spoke up leaning back in her chair

"Im honestly shocked" Dara laughed a little

"Literally, Dara, i was expecting a conversion camp to spring out of the bushes. No. Lesbians and debutantes are, like, a completely juxtaposing thing"

"Opposites" Gigi chuckled, Yuliya knew she was, as Conrad put it, obsessed with Jeremiah

"Yeah, but Cousins likes to pretend to be woke. Trust me. My family deals with it constantly" Nicole added

"The things we do for college applications" Marisa sighed

Shayla smiled, "Dont worry, Marisa. You'll get in everywhere"

"Wait. Where are you applying?" Belly spoke up looking at Marisa

"You know, the usual. Every Ivy minus Cornell"

"Mm-hmm"

"Ithaca is so bleak" Gigi said as they laughed

"I know. What about you three?"

"We're Sophomores, Juniors in the fall" Sabrina said drinking her water

"So, is this your first summer here in Cousins?" Dara questioned a little confused

"No, i've been coming here my whole life" Belly laughed a little, "It's Yuliya and Sabrina's first time"

"Yeah, they're, like, family friends with Conrad and Jeremiah" Nicole smiled, Sabrina raised a brow

"So, Yuliya, i hear you're dating Jeremiah and Conrad. Which one is taking you to the ball?" Gigi asked looking at her

"Yeah, i am. We arent sure yet" Yuliya said placing with the ring she stole from Conrad this morning

"Oh, my God, back off, Geeg" Nicole chuckled

"It was a question. Im not worried"

""Keep telling yourself that, babe" Marisa laughed

"Well, seeing as we're already dating. No one has anything to worry about" Yuliya chuckled staring at Gigi, Sabrina was full on glaring at her

"Gigi has had this thing for Jeremiah..."

"Ever since he got abs?" Shayla asked laughing , "Relax. Im not into Jeremiah Fisher"

"Yeah, and your noticing his abs?"

"Ooh"

"no"

"She's to busy eye-fucking the waitress" Maria said, Belly scrunched her face in disgust, Steven was their waiter

"Dude, that's Belly's brother" Shayla said as they laughed

"Oh, my God"

"Really?"

"That's gross"

"Actually disgusting"

"so what's it like to live with Jeremiah and Conrad?" Dara asked looking at the three, "Conrad's so mysterious" she added

"How about we stop talking about Yuliay's boyfriends, yeah?" Sabrina fake smiled at the girl

Yuliya went to talk but was cut off by Paige, thank God cause she had no idea what she was gonna say

"Hello, debutantes. A few housekeeping bits id like to go over. We have a lot to look forward to this season. Now, i understand some of you might think that debbing is outdates. It's something you're doing to appease your families. But the Cousin Debutante Ball is a part of history. Venerated, yet ever evolving, it's a tradition you'll someday pass on to your own daughters. It's a formal marking of this passage of time-"

Belly noticed the girls passing around a flask,

"-between your teenage years and your adulthood. One ends, and the other begins" Paige smiled not realizing Gigi was passing the flask to Marisa

"It's a journey generations of women before you have taken" she added, Marisa winked at Belly passing the flask to Dara

"Women who you can learn from and who can inspire you. Debs, at each table is a big sister. Who will guide you through the season. So, please introduce yourselves"

"Hey, lil sis" Nicole smiled looking between Belly, Yuliya and Sabrina

"Honestly, my parents made be do it last year before, you know, like, all the women in my family have done it. But my big sis was great, and i actually ended up having alot of fun. So just dont be nervous. Ok. Do you want some?" Nicole asked, Belly was looking at Cam Cameron, Yuliya shook her head

"Got my own"

"Um, no, thanks, im good, but, uh, ill be right back" Belly said before getting up and running out the room


Sabrina and Yuliya were walking around the club, "Arent you annoyed with them talking about Conrad and Jeremiah?" Sabrina asked looking at her best friend

"Nah, im not worried. I have them" Yuliya smiled putting her arm around Sabrina, "Plus, trust me they're aren't gonna leave me, ill kill em"

"Y-you're kidding right?" Sabrina stuttered slightly

"You know who my dad is right? If im kidding he's not" the blonde smiled leaning into her friend

"Duh, i know who he is. Hot, scary, hot"

"Ew, Brina!"

"What! Anyone would agree with me. He's scary"

"Please dont call my dad hot"

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