The life of Deidara's hands.

Hand x Hand

This is dedicated to CaptainLevi101 for this request.

Myself and Deidara Senpai were walking down a small, narrow, winding road when we heard a voice that both of us hadn't heard in a very long time.

"Kered!" Exclaimed Deidara. "Wow we haven't heard from you in ages."
"I didn't have time for the nonsense between you two." Kered spat.

Let me explain who Kered is. He is my worst enemy, literally. We are the opposite to two peas in a pod. We're more like two peas outside of a pod. He's the other hand of Deidara. He's so jealous of me cuz Deidara Senpai prefers me over him. We first came into conflict when he tried to drown me and steal my position so that he could control both hands. Naturally I got even with him when I poured super sticky glue into his mouth which shut him up for a while but I guess he's free now.

"Hey is the other one still here?" Kered loudly asked obviously directing it at me.
"Yeah still here and I always was here unlike a certain someone."
"Whadaya mean? I always was here too. It's not like I could ever leave ya know!" Kered hissed at me.
"Oi stop fighting you two hunn." Interrupted Deidara. "You two really need to bond, you're part of me so you're also part of each other. I have something set up for yous in case Kered ever decided to join us again. Now." He said taking out his bag. "Lets begin." Deidara whispered to us smiling.

Deidara Senpai lifted the pair of us into his lacy bag and inside we met a weird surprise. Deidara had set up a romantic dinner setting with dimmed lights, a table all set and ready for two. Gently lit candles surrounded the area and gave off a warm, safe sense.
"Oi Deidara Sama what's the meaning of this???" Kered screamed from inside the bag.
"Bonding time now be good." Deidara said as he zipped the bag shut. We were trapped.

A few hours and many drinks later.

I'm not sure how it happened but I rather enjoyed myself. The meal consisted of a garlic bread and mouse starters. Clay mains and chocolate syrup for desert. Kered and I talked and laughed about the many adventures we had with Deidara Senpai. Surprisingly we got on fairly well. I remember him pouring me drinks all night and laughing so much he spilt some all over himself. I offered to help him clean himself up. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was licking him clean.

Things kinda took off from there. The whole night was the pair of us bundled together and licking each other to death. His tongue playfully danced along my lips begging for entry. I let him. I pulled him on me sucking the life outta him. He was so irresistible I couldn't deny it. Sparks were flying so much I swore I was on fire. What felt like ants, ran across my stomach whenever he placed a hand on me. I eyed him. His eyes were burning with passion. I understood what he wanted. "I would show you heaven but we're already there." Kered teased me backing away slowly. "No. Show me." I demanded. I laid back and let him cum.

The next day I woke up with Kered asleep on my lap. I leaped up and cried out for Deidara.
"What's up unn? Did you become friends yet?" He questioned. To
"I never want to see his face again." I shouted angrily. "How dare you do this to us. I have a wife and children!...."
"Shut up pls. Pein-Sama gave us a new mission. Now hurry up and get dressed. We're leaving soon unn."

I sighed and decided that work might be the best way to get my mind off things.