The life of Deidara's hands.

Akatsuki karaoke night

Tonight is big event of the Akatsuki calendar. The one everyone's waiting for. The karaoke night! The last 3 years Zetsu has won and that makes Deidara senpai really angry. This years theme is sing a song that reflects yourself. Deidara senpai has chosen U + Ur hand by P¡nk as it represents his relationship with me. He will be the main singer while I will perform backup vocals.

Deidara senpai spent the whole morning, lunch and afternoon warming up his vocals. I don't want to be mean but he can't sing. He should just stick to his art. Whilst we were practising I got a terrible headache from listing to him and I really don't feel well at all.

The time has come for the karaoke competition to begin. First up wasI Itachi. He sang Womanizer by Britney Spears and he sounded awesome. Kisame was next and he sang Under Da Sea from The Little Mermaid. He sounded like a fish out of water but he wasn't as bad as Deidara senpai. After Kisame finished Deidara snorted "Ha I'll defiantly win this year everyone's crap!". "Don't push your luck I sneered. He told me to shut up. I still feel really unwell. I kept drinking water as Deidara told me it would help. He said I was just nervous because this was my first time performing With him.

Tobi was on stage now singing Simply the Best. After Tobi will be Konan singing Paper Planes then it would be Deidara senpais turn. After Tobi finished his song he ran down to Deidara and asked how he did. "Not bad Tobi but wait until you hear from the master." He said holding his thumb up pointing at his face.

"Wow Deidara senpai you must be amazing." Tobi cried!

"You know it!"

All this music was making my head hurt even more. I felt like I was going to pass out.

Konan finished and we all clapped. "Ok next is Deidara singing U + Ur hand." Pein said.

Deidara walked up on stage and the music began. I faced my microphone and began to sing back up. I could see Hidan laughing his head off at the back and Sasori snickering to himself. Deidara acted like he was a professional. I felt worse. When he reached the chorus everything went wrong. I threw up all over Deidara senpai. He stood there in shock looking at me. "What the hell!" He shrieked.

"Deidara I'm so sorrry!!" I cried. But he wasn't listing. Everyone in the room was laughing at him. Tobi had a camera out and had recorded the whole thing. "Deidara I'm putting this up on youtube!" He shouted happily!

Deidaras face went red and ran off the stage. He didn't speak to me for a week even though I kept apologising it just wasn't working.

On the bright side he's a youtube star now!