The life of Deidara's hands.

Hot dog eating contest

Today Deidara senpai was sent on a secret mission with Hidan. They had to travel to the Land of Lightning to gather information on the 8 tails. As we made our way there Hidan noticed a giant fair near to the village.

"Hey do you think we could get information from there?" He asked pointing towards the fair.

"Yes it wouldn't hurt to check unn." Deidara answered heading towards it.

"Great maybe I can kill some people for Lord Jashin." Hidan said happily.

"Deidara senpai!" I called out.

"What!" He snapped back. I guess he hasn't forgotten the karaoke night.

"You can't just walk into a fair located near the Hidden Cloud Village. They will notice you!" I hissed.

"Oh your right unn. Hidan!" He called out turning to Hidan, "Find us some disguises!"

Soon enough Hidan was back.

"Hey I could only find these." Hidan said handing Deidara a pair of sunglasses and a fake fluffy moustache.

"What the heck is this unn??" Deidara demanded. "Go find something else!"

"Hey I'm not fucking going back! I just spent fucking ages looking for them! If you don't want to wear them then sit here and moan! Like the stupid 10 year old you are!" Hidan yelled jabbing his finger at Deidara.

"HEY!" Deidara yelled quickly shoving me into his bag of clay.

"Stop fighting or we will never get anything and Pein Sama will be angry!" I yelled from inside the bag.

"Listen to your hand cuz your fucking brain doesn't work." Hidan said bitterly to Deidara.

I knew that Deidara senpai would not be happy with this.

"Senpai we can kill Hidan later just hurry up with the mission." I hissed.

After what seemed like hours of trying to get Deidara to wear the sunglasses and fluffy moustache we were ready to enter the fair. I always loved a fair. The smell of the candyfloss, the games, the laughter of happy families. I wish my family were here though. I miss them.

"Ok so where do we start unn?" Deidara asked.

"Why are you fucking asking me?" Hidan replied. "There's a notice board over there with time tables let's see." He said pointing to a a massive black board.

"Hey guys look!" I said "There at 9 O'clock. Killer Bee is performing. He's the 8 tails." I whispered.

"Well it's 5 O'Clock now so..." Deidara started

"IM NOT WAITING FUCKING 4 HOURS IM GOING TO PRAY TO JASHIN!!" Hidan yelled.

"Would you shut up!" Deidara exclaimed. Turning towards Hidan but he had already gone.

"Come one let's look around." I said cheerfully as Deidara senpai made his way towards a big stand.

After about an hour of walking around and talking to the locals we had found no information on Killer Bee. Sighing Deidara sat down at a bench and rested his chin on me. He then looked up. His eyes fixed on a man who was taking to some kids. "Hey that's him! That's Killer Bee!" I said.

"Yeah I see him let's ......" Deidara started but was interrupted by a man with big eyes and a beard.

"Ladiesssss and gentlemennnn!" He cried into a microphone. "Welcome to the 54th annual Hot Dog eating contest. This years participants are."

"Senpai get away!" I cried "Move!"

"Hey shut up don't tell me what to do I can sit here if I want unn." Deidara hissed.

"And our final contestant is!" The man said holding his microphone to Deidara waiting for him to say his name.

"Uhh Tobi. My names Tobi." Deidara cried panicking.

"Well Tobi are you new here?" The man asked.

"Ehh yeah unn just travelling around."

"Hey hey nice glasses and rockin the moustache If I may say." The man said with a wink.

"Whats going on?" Deidara asked.

"You idiot senpai. You enetered a hot dog eating contest. Try get away!" I whispered to him. As Deidara rose up then man pushed him back down.

"Now now sonny don't back down. Not scared are ya?" The man said. Everyone laughed.

This made Deidara angry. "HEY WHO YOU CALLIN SCARED I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!" Deidara screamed.

"Well with that let the contest BEGIN!!!!" The crowed clapped and everyone dug into their hotdogs.

"Senpai stop we kneed to find 8 tails!"

"Shut up I need to beet these people and show them who's not scared!" Deidara said, his mouth stuffed with hot dogs. "Here help me!" He said handing me a hot dog. I ate it. Then another, and another. They just kept coming.

"Oi!" Someone screamed from the audience. "THE SMALL BLOND GUYS CHEATING! HIS HANDS EATING AS WELL!"

"CONTESTANT 7 YOURE DISQUALIFIED!" The man said pointing to Deidara.

"SHUT UP I KILL YOU ALL!" Deidara screamed, hot dog falling out from his mouth.

"Contestant 7 if you don't leave now I will force you out!"

The audience started to boo.

Two big security men grabbed Deidara by the arms and dragged him off the stage. Still wanting to beat everyone Deidara grabbed his plate of hot dogs and kept eating. Even when they kicked him out he kept eating. He ate until every last one was gone. He ate so much in fact that he couldn't move. All he could do was groan. I felt horrible too. I was sick of hot dogs. I never want to see one again. I was really week and full. Right then Hidan came back. He noticed Deidara lying on the ground moaning in pain and the two security guards standing near by eyes fixed on us.

"What the fuck happened here?" Hidan yelled. "You're an idiot Deidara I'm going to fetch the 8 tails by myself." He said before marching off towards the enterance.

"Sorry sir but you are also banned." The bigger of the two security guards said.

"WHAT? WHAT HAVE I DONE." Hidan exclaimed.

"We have been getting reports of a man using terrible language and you should know this is a family friendly event. Please leave now or we will be forced to take action." The other guy said.

"Guess I have no choice. Deidara's useless now and I can't fight all these people by myself. Looks like we have to go back." Hidan said his eyes fixing on Deidara and I.

He came towards us.

"Get up were leaving." He said kicking Deidara.

"Can't......move.....carry me." Deidara begged.

"Blewwwggg" I cried.

"WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING!!!!" Hidan screamed.

"Aghhhhhhhg" Deidara moaned holding onto his stomach. " I think I got food poisoning." He cried.

Sighing Hidan bent down and picked us up and set off back to the hideout.

We got in big trouble with Pein sama but on the bright side Deidara senpai and I actually won the hot dog eating contest. The other contestants pulled out because they got sick and Deidara and I were the only ones to finish the whole plate.

Our prize though was a years supply of hot dogs. :(