The life of Deidara's hands.

Its Britney Bitch

SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME BUT IVE JUST THROWN MUSELF RIGJT BSCK INTO YER MISERABLE LIVES!!!!

It's been two years and I'm a changed man hand! First up if y'all were wondering where I was for two years  me and deidara Senpai were in rehab.
We kinda did a whole Britney 2007 thing. Deidara shaved his head I shaved my hairy palms that sort of thing.

Update on my life I divorced my wife, Monica. Married a foot her name is Virginia💖 and we're expecting a baby hand foot combo child. Cute ammi right??

Yeh rehab was tough but me and deidara are changed men now. All this evil gonna take over the world by reflecting a giant genjustu onto the moon and create peace when really it makes no sense in practise cuz how we supposed to reproduce n shit. Do we just die off? Yeh good one obito. Also animals ?? Like were they involved in this who knows cuz I fucking don't and I was part of it.

Also another reason we were sent to rehab was cuz what the fuck happened to Gaaras hair cuz I'm still shook about that??

So after that incidence the kage sent me and deidara to rehab to get the evil outta us. Worked tho we've been let off on good terms to go together to a small village to work as monks who use their artistic skill to do stuff that monks do. I think they just brainwashed him tbh he ain't making much sense but I'll bite some sense into him hahahaha.

Anyways nighty y'all I'll keep y'all updated on our rehabilitation ;)

Peace outs 👅