Joshleen: Hitched..

Honeymoon: Part 4

Colleen's POV

I woke up on the floor next to Josh with the worst hangover. I feel sick to my stomach and my head is spinning. Josh is stirring around next to me. I get up and make my way to the bed to sit down. What happened last night? I don't understand how I got here or pretty much anything. I got to the kitchen and get some advil and a water then lay back down on the bed. I close my eyes for a few minutes and dose off. I'm wakened by Josh groaning. He gets up like a zombie and comes and plops on the bed next to me cuddling me as we fall back asleep.

{few hours later}

I wake up and check my phone. It's 1 pm!!! I turn around and Josh isn't there. "josh!" I yell. "Yeah baby." he says as if he just woke up. He comes out from the bathroom and cuddles next to me. "Baby, do you know what happened last night?" I asked him. "No, not really but I'm guessing there was drinks involved" he said laughing a little. oh well maybe it will come back to me later. 

Josh's POV

Me and Colleen went out for breakfast well lunch now. It was good, I think we both needed to eat. We both felt almost back to normal. We took it easy that night so we could enjoy our last few days of our honeymoon not throwing up. 

{the next morning}

I still don't know what really happened the night before and I'm a little curious. I then forgot that I didn't upload a vlog yesterday so I looked over footage from that day. Turns out I vlogged when we were drunk and it answered all my questions from that night like why i woke up on the floor and why our room was trashed. But I still don't know why I have a huge bruise on my face. I couldn't find any footage that explained that. I hurried up and edited the video and posted it. Colleen was doing her makeup so I got dressed for the day. She looked so beautiful sitting on the couch as she was watching my vlog. 

J: "Hey beautiful what ya doin'"

C: "Oh, just watching us embarrass ourselves on the internet. No big deal." she said sarcastically

J: "Don't worry I didn't put the bad stuff in there. I wouldn't want to embarrass you that much." I say laughing

C: "Oh shut up. I embarrass myself sober." 

I smile and give her kiss. We go to down to the pool for the last time because tomorrow we are packing and going on a sunset cruise. We were just tanning and relaxing enjoying the peace and quiet. Just then I feel a fist hit my face. I get up angrily to see the waiter standing there. 

J: "What the fuck dude. I'll beat your ass."

Waiter: "You got the last punch last night you dumbass. You think you can just do whatever you want, but guess what.. you can't!" he says with a black eye

J: "Huh?"

Waiter: "Stop playing dumb and leave before I kick your ass"

C: "Woah what the fuck are you talking about?"

Waiter: "I'm calling security if you don't leave now!" 

I whisper to Colleen, "Grab our stuff quickly and start walking" Colleen does what I said without responding. I slowly got up and clocked the waiter as hard as I could in the face then ran with Colleen before security came. We got back to our hotel room and locked the door . 

C: "What was that about?"

J: "I don't know I was in just as much shock as you were baby."

C: "How does your face feel it seems a little red and puffy?"

J: "It hurts but I'm sure his is worse" I say with a giggle. 

Colleen got me some ice and sat on my lap as we watched some netflix. She went and grabbed her phone off the charger. We hadn't really used our phones this whole time because we wanted to be together. She checked her social medias which were blowing up with "Josh's Fight". There were snapshots from Colleen's snapchat. We watched her snapchat and it was me arguing with the waiter then bam! Everything went down until cops escorted us to our room. Not hotel staff, COPS. Woah I sit there in shock. 

J: "ummmm..."

C: "Since when did you become a bad ass?!" she said laughing

J: "... I guess after drinks 9 and 10" we both start laughing

Well good thing it's over. I don't want to stress, I just want to enjoy my wife.