Opposites Attract (Bilyoncé)

"Heartless"

Billie's P.O.V.

Beyoncé always says I ask the most random questions at the most random times. And I never cease to prove her right. As we laid in bed together after having the best sex of our lives, I randomly asked her if she would still love me if all my hair fell out. Because I needed to know!

"Girl, why?! Why must you ask me these random ass things?!", she asked while laughing.

"Because you're getting ready to be my wife and I need to know if you'll divorce me if all my hair falls out", I replied.

"Girl, my mother is a hairstylist. She'll make you a nice, flawless wig. Problem solved!", she exclaimed. Causing me to giggle.

Then Beyoncé asked, "Will you still love me if I get wrinkles and gray hair before you? Which I probably will since I'm older than you."

"Yeah, but black don't crack unless you smoke it. So I ain't worried", I replied.

Beyoncé laughed and playfully choked me. "Girl, don't turn me on like that!", I exclaimed.

Because putting her hands around my throat was about to get her fucked again. I already made it hard for her to stand up and walk to the bathroom so I needed her to chill.

"Did you get anymore psychotic text messages?", she asked.

"No, I blocked whomever it was. You didn't block the person texting you?"

"Nope! Because I want them to keep talking shit. The more shit they talk the more reasons they give me to find out who they are. And when I do, they'll end up in the same condition Drake is in. Maybe even worse", Beyoncé stated.

Not my sweet Bey being a thug....Never thought I'd see the day. But honestly I was impressed!

"We'll get help from the LAPD. Hopefully they'll be able to track down these two cowards by their phone numbers", I said.

As I continued to talk to Bey while scrolling through social media, my boy Tyler The Creator texted me....

Tyler: "Sup, gay man? 😏"

Billie: "FUCK YOU! 💀 Wyd though?"

Tyler: "Just got out of the studio with your girl, Olivia Rodrigo. She was talking about her break up with Sabrina Carpenter so we wrote a song about it. 🤷🏾‍♂"

Billie: "She broke up with Sabrina?! WTF?!"

Tyler: "Yup. She said Sabrina wants somebody else. Guess who....."

Billie: "I have no clue, bro...."

Tyler: "Go look in the mirror, loverboy! 💀"

Billie: "Wait....why the hell does she think she wants me?! 👀"

Tyler: "She said she talks about you too much. Like she's on some obsessive shit with you. 😭"

Billie: "I barely talk to Sabrina though. I talk to Olivia way more than I talk to Sabrina."

Tyler: "That don't mean shit, bro! She wants you to bend her over!"

Billie: "Well she better stop wanting that before my girl puts her in a body bag! 😭"

Tyler: "Don't trip..It's just a harmless crush. 🙄"

Billie: "Not when me &Bey have 2 different psychos sending us death threats!"

Tyler: "Huh?! 😨"