Murder + Murder = Love!?!? Vincent X (Insane! masochist!) Reader

Chapter 27

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.

"Alright Mike you gotta tell us where your van is" I said putting on some protection gloves.

Don't want to accidently touch one of Mikes used old nasty condoms. The guys like what Twenty something? and he had this van when he was Sixteen! I'm not touching a condom that he used and has been out for probably more than four years.

'oh but you can touch Vincent's dick?' a voice in my head rang. I rolled my eyes at the voice.

"I think its still in the garage lets wait for uhhh" MIke pointed behind me with a 'what the fuck' face.

I turned around and my mouth hung open. Scott literally had one of the nuclear protection suits on. Vincent had speedos on. Fritz had fairy wings and a kilt on. Jeremy Pikachu ears and pizza smeared on his face. I face palmed myself and Mike just stared.

"This is why i cant leave you guys alone for 1 minute" I groaned.

"Hey i'm actually protecting myself from Mike's teenage rotten babies" Scott pointed out trying to to laugh.

"I think i look fabulous" Vincent grinned and thrusted into the air.

'Hahahahah! Nice boyfriend ya got their (Y/N)!' The voice rang once again. 

"shut up!" I growled. Everyone's head snapped tword me and looked at me confused.

"You Ok (Y/N)" Vincent asked.

"Y-Yeah i'm fine lets go and Vincent at least put one of Fritz's kilts on" I chuckled.

We followed Mike out the apartment and outside to wait for the elevator. Once the doors spread apart there was a mother and a child they all looked at us weird. I held back the urge to laugh and we a;l crammed into the elevator. The mother of the child covered the child's eyes. 

(A/N: I think Gory needs some sleep XD)

Mike bit his bottom and held back his smile. The elevator music wasn't helping the situation. Finally, the woman and the child got off. Once the doors closed me and Mike burst into laughter. I held onto the wall and laughed meanwhile Mike was on the floor clutching his stomach.

"DID YOU SEE THE MOMS FACE!" Mike screamed and laughed.

"SHE COVERED THE CHILD'S EYES" I howled in laughter.

The elevator doors opened Mike and Me stumbled out laughing meanwhile the other guys were bickering and blaming each other for looking ridiculous. 

"Hey! Look at Vincent hes wearing nothing but underwear!" Fritz shouted.

"Well excuse me look at Scott he looks like hes going to clean up some nuclear shit!" Vincent said in a sassy tone

"Dont you blame me! Jeremy looks like he just came from a kids party!" Scott pointed at Jeremy

"M-me! look at Fritz! H-he has fair wings and a skirt!" Jeremy shouted.

"ITS A KILT" Fritz shouted back.

The conversation went on and on. Me and Mike just sat back laughing. Pretty sure the Lady thought we were all on drugs.

"G-Guys! lets just clean the van get out stuff in and leave!" I chuckled and poked Vincent's cheek.

"Your right love~ since i am the best looking one i say we stop this convo and go clean up Mikes dead babies!" Vincent kissed my cheek and fist bumped the air.

Mike groaned and motioned for us to follow him. We walked in a big group every car that went by Vincent would thrust his pelvis. Mike came to a halt, Causing Scott to bump into him then me then Vincent then Fritz and then Jeremy. 

"Hey whats the big idea!" Fritz shouted and flailed his arms.

Mike stood there smiling. I went next to him and looked in the direction he was looking. My jaw dropped. Mike was looking at a colorful van that had some flowers spray painted on it. The tires were pink the whole van was mixed with a bunch of neon colors. The windows had a bunch of stickers on it.

"Mike it looks like a bunch of clown kids attacked it" Vincent howled in laughter.

Mike stared at the van with a weird smile and wide eyes. I chuckled and walked up to the Van. I made a huge mistake....I opened the door and immediately held my nose and nearly vomited.

"Mike Jeez! there is literally a pile of used condoms" I backed away from the van.

"My baby is still here so many memories" Mike wiped away a fake tear.

"Question for Mike were you gay?" Scott chuckled and picked up a magazine with two boys in a 69 position.

Mikes face instantly heated up. He snatched away the magazine and shoved it in his shirt.

"I-I was a sixteen year old! cut me some slack!" Mike argued with a giant blush on his face.

"Mike did you smoke?" Fritz chuckled and lifted up a plate of cigars that have been smoked.

"M-mike you drank beer at age s-sixteen?" Jeremy moved out of the way and revealed a pile of beer.

Mike started to sweat even more and his face was now fully red. Vincent started was laughing his ass off and I held back the urge to laugh. He put a hand on Mikes shoulder and laughed.

"Hey man you had a good teenage life" Vincent giggled.

I let a chuckle escape my lips and I put a hand on Mikes other shoulder. 

"Mike the ultimate teenager" I giggled.

"I was a teenager! Being a teenager for Mike includes sex, drugs, alcohol,porn and look like a hippie don't judge me!" Mike flailed

Everyone laughed at the embarrassed man. After a few minutes of hearing Mike argue about his Teenage life and laughing at him. We all planned out what jobs we will have.

"Ok i'm not cleaning that Mike you take care of the condoms,cigars and beer can Scott since your fully protected you scrub the floors me and Jeremy will get some spray paint Vincent can you cover the windows with news paper so we don't paint on em and Fritz you check the engine and fix anything that needs to be fixed" I instructed.

Everyone agreed and Me and Jeremy got in his car and started to drive to the store.

'This is your chance to find out if your prego bro' The voice chuckled.

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