The Hazbin Hotel Role Swap

Chapter Two: The Pilot(Pt1)

Vaggie was walking out of a building with a black colored rabbit demon of some kind who was giving Vaggie some cash "Thanks For The Assist, The Boss Would've Killed Me" he says to Vaggie who nods putting the money in her wallet and turns back to him "Well She Would Kill Me If I Didn't Grab That Shit You Got From Lust So Here We Are" he chuckles at her words til he asks her a question "Say Don't You Do Some F.U.C.K ing For Extra Cash Cause You're A Lesbo?, I Heard You Even Fuck Dudes Wife's" vaggie suddenly got nervous and sweaty and not making eye contact with him after he said that "Well You Know Heheh Women Can't Resist Me" he was confused at first til he saw his wife from the second floor window covered in a blanket "Hey Cutie~! If You Want To Come Back Just Holler!" He was in shock and turn around to face vaggie but she was already gone vaggie hides in an alley as she hears his voice as it goes distant "I'LL KILL YOU WHORE!" After a little bit she sighs and puts in some cash in a vending machine and gets some drug called "Devil's Dandruff" once it was in her hands it gets snatched by a demon in seconds "Hey!" She shouts as the demon flips her off "UP YOURS DRAG SHOW!" He says before being crushed by a rock then gasped "OH MY GOD!" She grabs the now ripped and empty bag of drugs "My Drugs!, Maldita sea!" She says looking up at an air ship as bombs fall down everywhere going into the blimp we see a cyclops demon wearing a hat with a star on it and the sleeves of her suit ripped off as she launches bombs onto hell's ground "Hahaha! In No Time These Bitch's Will Be Under My Control Once I Rule This Side Of The Pentagram!" She says and along side her were little bomb minions who cheered "Oh You Said It Boss!" The cheer and control the blip as Cherri bomb tossed explosives all over in the sky "I'm Going To Be-" "The Worldssss Ugliessssst Bitch?" Said someone who had a hiss with the letter S she turns to her minions in anger "Which One Of You Little Shits Said That?!" Her henchmen tremble in fear at her anger "It Wasn't Us Boss Lady" said one minions named Frank and she still wanted to know who said it "Then Who?" She asked then she heard the voice again "Me!" A snake appeared in a black and yellow biker jacket with a top hat with an eye ball he had a gun and some other weapons on him and sunglasses "Get You're Ssssssshit Off My Turf Before I Sssssmash It! ...(Something Fell) More" he said confidently and Cherri boiled in anger at the snake "You're Gonna Regret This Dick!" The snake then smirked with a sudden comment catching her off guard "Well Actually I Have Two But Alright!" She then blushed at his words "Shit Really- (Shakes Her Head) Stop It With You're Prick!, Time To Die!" She said as he readied his weapon with stone cold eyes "Bring It On!" The two cage in a furious fight in the blip explosions, Rays of light everywhere and vaggie and hoping on board

*At 666 News*

After some time with the reporters talking about the turf war with Cherri and pen husk was adjusting angel's bow tie and sighs deeply "Okay, You Know What To Say?" He asked his boyfriend who took a Deep breath and nodded "Yes Let's Do This!" He says cheerfully and husk places his hand on his shoulder "Just Look At Me And I'll Mouth It To You" Angel rolled his eyes at it feeling he shouldn't be babied like that "C'mon Husk I Know What To Say!, I Just...Feel Like We Need To Make It More Exciting Like Ohhhh! What If I-" before he could finish husk already knew what he was going to say "Sing About It?" Said as Angel booped his nose "You know Me Too Well" he said smiling husk fixed his bow tie again before continuing the conversation "I Do But Don't Sing, This Is Serious" he said firmly Angel stood on the coffee table "C'mon Husk You Know I Express Things Better Through Song!" He said happily he step down as husk walk forward to him "But Life Isn't A Musical Webs, Do You Have The Speech Down?" Angel pulls out a piece of paper and pounces up and down with excitement "Yes And I Highlighted The Best Parts!" Husk takes the paper and sees everything is highlighted "It's All Highlighted And Is That A Drawing?" He pointed to the drawing and answers him "That's The Happy Ending, Everyone Smiling Up In Heaven!" He says with sparkles in his eyes "Look Angel, People Aren't Going To Be Open To Something Like This So Try A Serious Approach And DO NOT SING!" He said the last part firmly and Angel sighed and started to walk over to the news crew "Guess I'll Have To Use My Improve Skills! Wish Me Luck Love!" He said it in a British accent which husk chuckled at finding it humorous he walks up to the reporter and extends his hand for a shake "Hi, I'm Angel Dust" the reporter breaks his cigarette and introduces himself "Tom Trench, I Would Say It's A Pleasure To Meet You But That Would Be A Lie" he waves away angel's hand "And You Can Put That Away, I Don't Touch The Gay's, I Have Standards" he said in a cruel voice as Angel looks at a sign saying "Hell's #1 A$$hole Reporter" and mumbles "How's That Working Out For Ya?" Then Tom continued to speak "Look My Time Is Money So I'll Keep Short, You're Here Not Because We Wanted You Here Only Because Jeremy Couldn't Come To His Cannibal Cooking Segment, So Don't Get Cute With Me Or I'll FUCKING Berry You!" He said poking his chest and crunching his fist at the last words in his sentence the crew told him they were live and he quickly got back to his seat with Angel who held his notes "And We're Back! So Anthony!" The light shines on Angel as he corrects Tom "It's Angel Dust" Tom didn't give a damn so he continued "Whatever So Tell Us About This Passion Project You've Been Pestering Our News Station About?!" He said obviously annoyed by angel's presence Angel looked at husk who gave him a thumbs up and smiled at him and Angel smiled back and began "As You All Know I Ended Up In Hell Like Everyone Does I Never Liked The Things My Pops Brought Me Into With How Much Bloodshed, And With The Exterminations From Heaven It Was So Hard To Think That This Is Our Life Here The Royal Families Haven't Once As We Know Tried To Stop This! So Is There Another Way? Maybe Redemption? I Think Yes So I'm Starting A Hotel To Redeem Sinners!" The crowd remains silent no response and this made Angel's heart drop but he wouldn't give up just yet "Look There's Good In All Of You I Know It.....Maybe I'm Not Getting Through To You" he said with a smirk and husk put his hands up to his face "Oh No" Then piano music started to play