Chapter Four: Overture

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A shaky camera goes to a demon stabbing another demon and stopping when a certain TV Demon came up to them "Hey Sinners! You Like Violence,Nudity And Blooshed?" He asked them and they nod in response and vox soon continues the conversation "Of Course You Do! That's Why You're In Hell!" He stretches out the screen showing the burning buildings and dead bodies and screaming being heard in the background "What If I Told You There's A Place Where It's Nowhere In Sight? Welcome To The Hazbin Hotel Run By The One And Only Angel Dust!" He says showing the hotel and soon teleporting into it with Angel dust waving at the camera and vaggie holding a piece sign behind his head with her fingers and then gave a wide shot of the hotel's lobby showing Charlie drinking a beer and sees vox and flips him off then showing her bars logo and Mimzy chasing after a bug "And Here Are The FUN Things! Which Is Our Delightful Beverage Maker And 24 Hour Pest Control!" The camera pans over to vaggie on her phone then she sees the camera and flips off vox then it panels to a shot of the hotel with a number 888-972-1666 and with a text under saying (oh not we don't have a working phone) "And We Have Our Only Guest Who's A Whore! WOW! See All Of This And Be Welcomed In The Hazbin Hotel Hope To See You There!" The tv turns off with mix reactions from angels and husk "Sooo What Do You Think?" Vox asks for the overall result of the commercial then husk spoke "I'm Sorry, What The Fuck Was That?!" He said in anger and Angel took a moment before speaking "Uh Yeah One Note" he said as Vox narrowed his eyes and Angel spoke again "Firstly Thank You For Making This But Maybe The Tone Was Off Cause We Want People To Come Here But This Makes It" Angel tried to think of the words without offending vox but husk didn't care if he offended him or not and just said "Bad The Word You're Looking For Is Bad, Aren't You Supposed Be An Expert On Advertising For A TV Demon?!" Vox claws made marks as his eye twitch before restraining himself "Funny I Was Going For Hilarious"'Vox said tilting his head while saying it husk stood up from the chair in irritation "The Point Of The Commercial Is To Save Souls Which Is Why The Hotel Is Here! Unless You Actually Care Which You Clearly Don't You Need To Fix This Or Come Up With A Better Way To Advertise The Hotel!" He shouted then a hand in a purple glove rose and husk rolled his eyes knowing it was Vaggie but better than her than vox in his books "What?" He asked the one eye demon who sat up with her drink in hand "If You're Filming A Commercial, Then Use The Acting Talent You Have Right Here!" She said in a prideful voice pointing to herself Angel was thinking about it and husk blankly just says "Vags, You're Only A Model For Fashion" which was true but she acted pretty well in many commercials in the process and music videos that were pretty big hits "Well With My Music Videos Hitting High And I've Done Commercials Before So I'm Gonna Be Having Sinners Knocking These Walls Down" she said with a smile on her face husk just rolled his eyes and Angel soon spoke "You Think You Can Help?" He said in a heart full of hope and vaggie nodded to his question and husk just sighed and said "How Do You Propose We Do This?" He asked and vaggie gave a lustful look at Charlie who was drinking a bottle of beer "Well It Does Involve A Sexy Bartender~" she says seductively and Charlie chokes on her drink and husk walked over to her in anger "We're Not Filming A Porn As A Commercial!" He said and vaggie tilted her head before speaking again "What? No That Wasn't What I Meant, It Was Going To Involve Miss Sexy Over There~, And Me Asking What Could Help My Soul And Then She Advertise The Place.... But Maybe Filming Me With Hot Stuff Eating Me Out Could Work Too Cause Sex Does Sell~?" Charlie rolled her eyes and turned the other way while taking another shot before speaking "Never Going To Happen" she suddenly hears her phone ring and groans seeing it was her mother calling and went somewhere to take the call and everyone went to discuss how to advertise the hotel "Well Vaggie I Do Like The First Option But Maybe Not The Other One You Know It Could Give People The Wrong Idea Of The Hotel" said Angel nervously after the misleading idea for a commercial Vaggie shrugs and Mimzy soon pops in a suggestion "How About We Do A Little Show Toon And We Kill All The Bugs!" She laughed maniacally and everyone but vox stared at each other in discomfort Angel sees Charlie walking back and forth while on the phone he sees she isn't happy with the person on the other side of the call she said she'll handle whatever she was discussing with the person on the phone he went over and asked what was the matter "What's The Matter Charlie?" He asked her and Charlie answered the spider demon "Well My Mom Told Me To Take Her Place In A Meeting With The Leader Of The Angel Army Instead Of Her Because She Doesn't Want To Be A Queen Just A Shitty Boss Ordering Her Daughter Like An Employee!" She groaned and sat back at the bar Angel sat on a stool giving a sympathetic look at her as she took breath after the call then  she thought of something "Wait Don't You Want To Redeem Sinners?" She asked Angel who nodded in response to her question "You Could Tell Them About The Idea See If They're Interested But They Mi-" before she could finish Angel gasped loudly and which husk rushed to his side in a worry "What Is It Webs?!" He said in concern and Angel bounced up and down with determination "This. Is. PERFECT!" He said and shook Charlie's hand up and down rapidly "Oh Thank You So Much! I Owe You Big Time!" He said then gave her a quick hug and dash to the door and husk grabbed him by the arm before he left "Look Angel, You Don't Know If They'll Listen It Could Go Bad And What If They Hurt You Cause Aren't The Princess Or Her Parents?!" He said in concern for his boyfriends safety Angel gave him a small smile and took husk's hand in his "I'll Be Okay Promise" he kissed his boyfriend's hand and was off

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