The next morning:
Jan opens his eyes. Slowly but surely, he comes to and wakes up. He sees Tom lying next to him... He's talking in his sleep...
Tom: Yeah, Brian, harder! My asshole can take more!!! Jan pulls a frying pan with an anime girl's face sticker from under his pillow and smacks Tom hard across the face, making him fall out of bed...
Jan: What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!! What were you guys doing while he was here!!!! Besides, what are you doing here, don't you have something called a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, Jessica, for protecting me from this sick pervert. Jan cuddles the frying pan.
Jan: And you call me crazy for following my business plan!
Tom: May I remind you that your business plan involves processing innocent people into schnitzels? Ouch....
Jan: Thanks for the reminder, but I still find what you did more critical...
Tom: You twist everything to fit your narrative, don't you?
Jan: Yep!
Joshua: Breakfast is ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan: We're coming, Josh!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay on the floor next time, like we agreed!
Tom: Dude! Let me tell you what we agreed on!!!! Originally, we agreed to TAKE TURNS sleeping on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan: Yeah, but what day is it today, Tom?
Tom: Monday, so it's my turn?
Jan: Yes and no, it's New Year's, and that means reset, a new beginning, and do you remember who was the first to sleep in bed when we started this?
Tom: You bastard!!! Jan: It was all planned from the beginning, my son!
Tom: Jan, if you don't sleep on the floor this week, I can't guarantee Jessica's safety...
Jan: No!!! NOT JESSICA!!!!!!!!!! Tom looks at him dead serious...
Jan: Fine, I'll sleep on the floor, but let's go down to Josh, he made breakfast!
Tom: Glad we understand each other.
Downstairs at the dining table:
Jan: J o s h w h a t i s t h i s...
Joshua: Pancakes!
Jan: Josh... This is anything but pancakes... How did you manage to bake the pancake batter in the shape of a pyramid!!!!!
Joshua: Skill... Elias laughs.
Elias: Just wait and try it, then you can keep talking! Jan tries the pyramid...
Jan: Joshua!!!! You're a genius!!!!!!! You used protein powder instead of flour, right?
Joshua: You got it!
Tom: Well, I'm not so sure... Everyone looks at Tom...
Joshua: Don't you want to grow big and strong!!!!!!!
Tom: I'm already grown and as for strong, no thanks, Maria likes small weak guys.
Jan: Because she can handle those better with both pipes...
Tom: Stop, she doesn't have a dick!!!
Elias: Have you unwrapped her?
Tom: No, but you'd see the bulge.
Elias: Are you sure? I mean, don't ask me how I know this, but there are underwear that can make the bulge disappear, could be the case...
Joshua: Sounds pretty specific, Elias, seems like you deal with these topics often. Elias and Joshua stare into each other's eyes. Jan taps the teacup with the teaspoon...
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Freundschaft/Friendship
HorrorA group of four friends are having fun during New Year, until someone comes up with a buisness idea that completely changes their fortunes ! The story is full of funny moments and has some grotesque parodies from the fnaf universe. I hope you have g...
