In the bedroom:
Elias: Hey, guess what!
Jan: What?
Elias: Sike!
Jan: Fuck you...
Elias: No, but seriously, I've been thinking.
Jan: About what?
Elias: You're the only one with a living ex.
Jan: What's your point?
Elias: I mean, if we do a little stab stab, we'll have another portion.
Jan: That's not possible... Tom is still with her.
Elias: So what? He doesn't have to know?
Jan: I like your way of thinking, but if Tom catches us, we all go to jail, old sport...
Elias: Well, Dave, you're right, but it's like in Vegas, no risk no fun...
Jan: I will think about it, old sport...
Elias: Do that, Dave...
Jan: Good night, old sport...
Elias: Good night, Dave...
The next day:
Tom: We have our first job!!!
Jan: Stop yelling, I'm not deaf. Jan gets out of bed and goes to Tom in the study.
Jan: So, show me. Bachmut Alie... Wait... No way! Josh, come here and look at this!
Joshua: Okay, I'm coming. No way! That's the Talahon we beat up yesterday!!! Jan: Exactly!!! You're right! That's why I wanted you to see. Seems like you'll have to get to work, Tom. When we meet to exchange information, he leaves immediately.
Tom: Fuck...
Elias: It'll be alright, I'll be there too. I'll just take the cloth and it'll be fine!
Tom: This is going to be fun... Tom and Elias head to Strecktahl parc...
Elias: Look, over there on the swing, there's someone who looks exactly like who we're looking for...
Tom: Yeah, I see him. What do we do now? I mean, how do we approach him?
Elias: Just normally, we're not like them...
Tom: Right, we're even worse...
Elias: Why so pessimistic... Here, I'll tell you a joke. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, why the long face?
Tom: ...
Elias: No sense of humor... Come on... let's talk to him...
Elias approaches the Talerhon and shakes his hand...
Elias: So you want to get rid of your ex?
Talerhon: Yes, Habibi! That bitch will pay...
Elias: Then tell me what happened first, then we'll talk further.
Talerhon: My first relationship was ended by my ex exactly one year in, without any reason, at the end of a date at my house. Yallah, it was hard to move on, but I wanted to be normal again, like before... Those were good times, riding around on e-scooters beating up little kids. I tried to ride again, but I couldn't... Every time I thought of Shaklyn, how we rode together. Two days later I thought Allah had blessed me and I'd moved on, but almost two months later I still feel the aftereffects. I'm making progress, but about three days ago I realized I might have contributed to our breakup. I think I'm paranoid. I automatically don't trust people anymore because I'm afraid of getting hurt. (Exactly one year, I mean on our first anniversary). I recently saw her with another guy and that was too much. I want that slut to die!!!
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Freundschaft/Friendship
HorrorA group of four friends are having fun during New Year, until someone comes up with a buisness idea that completely changes their fortunes ! The story is full of funny moments and has some grotesque parodies from the fnaf universe. I hope you have g...
