Zodiac Signs (Book One)

Zodiac #144

Scenario of the signs killing people:

Cancer: I'm in the itch of killin people

Pisces: Wait. Are you itchy or killin?

Cancer: What does killin even feel like?

Pisces: Actually I have no clue. Never mind.

Gemini: Cancer, I feel the same way. Any one else feeling rebellious?

*basically all signs raise their hands*

Capricorn: Brilliant idea. We pick a victim, unless more somehow lives in same house, you egg their house and teepee their trees, hide out in bushes all night, wait for some moron to pick up the paper or take the dog out, we'll assign jobs, one or two of you guys will sack em and the night just gets started.

Aries: Okay. Well it seems like you got every detailed idea. No wonder Capricorn has been quiet, she's been thinking about all this. Clearly.

Aquarius: Really? I thought she was on her period and she was being a prick

Capricorn: It's both.

Taurus: Great! Do we start today?

Virgo: I think that's the best plan.

Libra: Sagittarius and I are going to head up to the grocery store to buy eggs and toilet paper

*all signs agree*

Libra: Aye Sag, you got any money?

Sagittarius: Gotcha covered...

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Scorpio: All we need to focus on right now is the victim. Anyone at school you hate or any neighbors?

Aries: Ooh! How about Nichole from school, she's a bitch.

Leo: Oooh, you're right. *adds name to victim list*

Capricorn: Or you got the annoying Mr. Carter down the street that yell "shut up Felix you're pissing me off" and then you hear that cat squeal and door slam.

Taurus: Oh yeah! It'll be so rad to trash his house and kill him!

Pisces: That poor cat... Felix now will never have the full tail he once

Gemini: You could do my brother...

Leo: True, true. *adds 'Gemini's brother, Bryan' to list*

Virgo: Who names their kid Bryan? I mean really?

Aquarius: Virgo. You're worried about Bryan, check out our names. You got Felicity and Robert and Mary and Joshua. Normal names. Here we got Taurus, Libra, Pisces... Not so normal

Aries: I really think all our parents were drunk when they picked out our names.

Gemini: I mean sure, they're beautiful names and all. they just don't fit in with the American culture now-a-days. So, my public name is Eleanor.

Capricorn: 0.O so anyways back to the killing :)

Cancer: We have to pick between Nichole the Diva, Mr. Carter aka Squidward or Gem's bro.

Pisces: I say Nichole. She copied my homework and then after tore mine apart.

Taurus: Totally agree. Let's kill Nichole.