The signs as grocery shoppers:
Aries: buys all junk food, doesn't buy what you truly need
Taurus: forgets grocery list at home, tries best to remember everything
Gemini: ends up spending $200 more than you wanted to
Cancer: flies cart down the isles like a elegant Olympic ice skater
Leo: the one who is a few cents short but the cashier let's them go
Virgo: sneaks into the 10 or less items lane when you actually have 11
Libra: frantically looks everywhere to make sure you don't find anyone you know from school to prevent awkward conversations
Scorpio: dances in the isles causing boxes and cans to fall over
Sagittarius: the one who needs to find a bathroom which is at the other side of the store
Capricorn: the one who waves at the security cameras when walking through the door
Aquarius: pretty much groans the whole time, begs for a quarter for the bubblegum machine at the exit
Pisces: instantly goes to the Starbucks stand and buys a coffee then carts around the deli section
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Zodiac Signs (Book One)
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