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Girls, gays, & the theys

Certified veggie hater added 5 people

Certified veggie hater: I've lost my will to live

Princess: for the, what is it? 1,500th time?

Certified veggie hater: yes. So I'm out buying food, right? I find this cute little shop but the one thing I fail to realize is that they ONLY SELL FUCKING VEGGIES. So I'm buying smth, I get my order & I'm abt to eat it, right? Well, I take a bite & THE GAG I GAGGED REALIZING IT HAD VEGGIES IN IT.

Cutie: how'd u not realize before????

Cherry: she's a lil blind ig

Princess: 💀💀💀

Huhu: it's ok we're all a lil blind sometimes

Minnie mouse: she didn't realize vegetable was in her food. I don't call that being a lil blind

Cherry: yea-

Certified veggie hater: I was hungry ok leave me alone😔

Cutie: hunger makes u blind now?? That's surprising

Princess: 💀HAH

Certified veggie hater: wow so funny. Stop hating on me omg

Cherry: nah

Princess: nah

Minnie mouse: not happening

Certified veggie hater: 😭😭😭

Cutie: STREAM YALL ITS A BANGER

Cherry: OMG REALLL

Princess: 🔫🔫💥

Cutie: VAMOS IK TGAT U WANT IT BOOM FHAOS

Cherry: WE SO CATASTROPHIC RATATQ IMA MAKE IT

Princess: BOOM BOOM CHKCHKBOOM💥

Huhu: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Princess: I WANNA BLARST IT

Huhu: do it omg

Princess: BEGT BET 🤩🤩🤩

Certified veggie hater: I just saw some kid hit a pole, trying not to laugh

Cutie: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Certified veggie hater: it fell, it's getting up, it's crying

Huhu: IT??? 💀💀💀

Certified veggie hater: it 🤩☝🏻🥳🥰🤪

Cherry: I see gay all around me

Cutie: ???

Cutie: where r u that u see gay

Cutie: bcs I wanna join

Cherry: im literally just outside & I see a bunch of girls holding hands

Huhu: queerious

Cherry: me frfr

Minnie mouse: 💃🏻

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A/N: that's it for this chapter bcs creativity has left me 😍 anyway stream Klaxon & Mona Lisa 🥰🥰🥰 bye‼️‼️‼️

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