You think working at a Facility where there main objective is to Capture or Deal with supernatural entities would be all smiles and rainbows but unfortunately I'm here to remind you that an office job is an office job,just this one has a Martin who takes anxiety meds.
Dustin walked threw the maroon color hallways entering a giant open area the looked like a car park but instead of cars in was desk and werid machinery,it looked like any job just except for humans running around carrying files or coffee it was Humans and other things that are still yet to he classified because Frank the Martin is a lazy at his job,thank you Frank.
Dustin walked in and it wasn't even a moment before a girl with short sunset orange hair and yellow eyes dressed in a dark green blouse and pink shorts spun in her chair to face him,"Heard you came back with a date" she smirks teasing him,Dustin stops at her comment and sighs,"Not a date Lola just a very depressed Witch that weirdly knows alot about the Musical Mama Mia"Dustin replied already feeling the headache.
"Ah too bad your quite a catch,got that depressed divorced dad look going for you"She leans back her scarcastic tone ever blunt like a cinderblock hitting your car window,no I'm not sorry and I'm not paying!
"Thank you I'm sure your sister would like it to since she likes disgusting guys",Lola flips him off and he smiles and then walks back off,"You smell like shit!"she yells out,"I know"Dustin sighs as he walks over to a lab area,a reptilian man in a doctors coat wearing square glasses was looking over some blue prints muttering to himself.
"Heyyyy Freddie working on how to make the remote come back to you when you lose it?"Dustin jokes,"First of all no,and second of all it's Dr.Ramon Mr.Chaplin"Freddick...I mean Dr.Ramon sighed as he looked at are dirty rat man.
"Aw that sucks,also we have been working for what?,eleven years now man come on"Dustin smiles but Dr.Ramon wasn't as receptive,"Dustin I can't give you your gun privileges back"Dr.Ramon gives him the classic Finger wiggle of doom.
"Please I had to take down a Witch today what if I died!?"Dustin begged,"No as the rules says you can't have your gun back until it's been thirty days.... it's been a week Dustin",Dustin groans and leans on the table,"Fine fine it's not like I need it anyways"Dustin throws up his hands and walks away,"Humans"Dr.Ramon shakes his head and goes back to his work.A Grey Martian Alien with long Ant like antennas sticking out of his bulbus head walked over to Lola very nervously,"Uh Lola"The Alien spoke it's voice sounding like a trombone full of mayonnaise....oddly Pacific I know."What is it frank can you see that I'm at work","Your reading a hot male werewolf novel?"Frank looks closely at the Computer screen before Lola shuts if off,"And you have my full attention"Lola Turned to him hoping he would forget what he just saw....if not she might have to use that blaster finally.
"Your dad uh wanted to see you...."Frank backed up a bit,but Lola just went quiet which honestly freaked him out more."Me he wants to see me?"Lola asked like she heard something untrue,probably because to her that statement alone would be untrue."Uh yes but we could cancel and-","No.... I'll go...."Lola cut him off and she stood up for a moment her usual sarcastic sassy expression disappears for a quick second and a wave of fear and uneased painted her face.Now in the grand scheme of the universe and dimensional plans that exist the one concept that exists and is just universal is crime.But crime requires a prison which we thankfully praise Jarl Crimeman as he invented the idea after a box of metal bars fell on him and trapped him on the ground for a few moons.
Well Lola's dad was unfortunately in jail,a cosmic space jail that is unreachable unless by VIP portal,The Void they nicknamed it although Blue square was also a name suggestion as the prison resembles a blue square just floating in the void of space and time.Lola stepped out of the portal,even the visitation room felt unnerving.
Ever heard had that feeling of familiar when you started at a random image of just a random living room even though you never been there,this place was definitely like that,blue and white checkered floor that would make you feel like you were at school maby Ikea,the walls a plaster white,little dust particles floated around like the room was stucked in time,maby it was who knew.
Lola walked over and sat on the leather chair as she looked at the glass across from her,nervously fidgeting with her blouse button,two demon guards and no we will not describe them because we had enough people trying to flirt with them so just think of an ugly blob....unless your in to that too but I'm not judging.
The demon guards both gripped each arm of a man in a prisoner jumpsuit,the man had a grayish skin tone and his smile was too wide for even his own face,his light pink colored eyes shine with mischief and joy,his hair was cut short but it was the same sunset orange as Lola.
The demons dragged him and forcefully sat him down on the chair,"Guys not in front of the kiddos I'm looking at you tall dark and kinky"The sunset hair man cackles,"You only have a minute don't waste her time!"One of the demons commaned and a beep was heard.Lola hesitantly looked at him,"You sure you didn't make a mistake?"Lola asked biting her lip,"No no I wanted to see you Lola your my daughter!"Her dad put on a wicked grin.
"What do you want from me?"Lola already knew this wasn't a social call,her dad cackles again,"Ah well you got me there I admit that"Her dad pointed at her,"Well I'll make it ot quick there is a Hotel,The Pink Palm Trees one of my places on planeted on earth",Lola sighs "You want me to burn it down?"Lola asked leaning back,"Oh heavens no I make bank on that,I want you to find something for me,in the basement is a very precious item of mine".
"Huh I didn't know my sister was in a hotel basement"Lola narrow her eyes at him as she spoke with jealousy,"Lola I know I haven't always been there for you,and I know that I talk with Lilly more,but I do love you as my child",lets play a quick game of red or greeb flag,lets see....oh this flag is on fire okay nevermind.
"Talk with Lilly more?,Lilly is your life she always was,there wasn't even a shadow over me because as far as I'm aware I wasn't even there!"Lola got up from her seat and started walking off,"LOLA WAIT JUST PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME I PROMISE YOU!"Her dad yelled out as the demon guards grabbed him pulling him away.The night stars shine against the cold cement parking lot of your local supermarket,Lola was slumped against the floor as she waved a bottle of Some good old Venus Vodka in stores near you!
"You know you could have teleported anywhere but I guess this is nice?"Dustin walked up to her and sat down next to her,"I'm not even going to ask how you found me"Lola takes a sip from her bottle,"Well you only have four places you go to when your upset,here,the beach,Neptune and Las Vegas,and well I figured you wanted to look at the stares today so",Lola just lets out a sad laugh,"Fuck man well good job at stalking me,going bring me back now?"Lola asked him in a very condescending tone.
"No..."Dustin answers,a nice quiet filled the air and Lola relaxed herself on the wall looking up at the forever starry night sky."You know I'm not even mad at my sister,I understand why she is so likeable, she's cute,ditzy in a good way,and has a genuine love for anything that breaths",Lola looks at Dustin,"And then there's me drinking in a parking lot stuck here with your dumbass",Dustin and Lola both chuckle.
"Well is that really bad then?,you know we always try to find some validation for are meaning,but why?"Dustin titled his glass up a bit and Lola chuckles,"You going get philosophical because I think I'm going need another drink for that"Lola jokes,"Just your amazing in your own scarcastic way lola,and all I'm just saying is sometimes we're just alright with we're we at",as Dustin said that Lola set down her drink,"He wanted me to find some treasure or some shit of his in a hotel","You going to do it?"Dustin asked.
"Eh why not,want to come Axe body spray?"Lola smiles teasing him,"Sure Garfield"Dustin gets up stretching a bit,he then twist a tiny nob on his metal ring and a blue portal opened up,"You uh need help or?"Dustin asked looking at her drunkenly stand up,"Yeah yeah I'm fine"Lola stumbled,Dustin decided to just do the right thing and waited until she got close to the portal and pushed her inside,what a true gentleman.
Lola flace planted on the floor as Dustin walked in and close the Portal,Lola let out a soft groan before picking herself up,"Fucker"She squints at Dustin,"You should probably sober up before The Boss sees you",Lola just flips him off groaning,"Love you too"Dustin walked over and help carried her to her desk gently sitting her down,"I'll go see if Freddie has anything you just uh stay there drunk and stuff"Dustin quickly speed walked off,Lola's head slammed into the desk instantly knocking her out.Lola was standing in a pink and orange tye dye void,she couldn't move or talk,the only sound was the cackling of her dads laugh bouncing across the void,a wooden box froms infront of her floating towards her it starts violentley shaking,Lola grunted trying to move,as she tried to fight a small thin glass like caccoon started cracking around her and her arm broke out.She grabbed for the box but it jumped at her hand biting her finger,"Fuck!"she yelps as her fingers starts bleeding,the box disappears and Lola started falling threw the void,she then jolted up awake at her office,she looked at her finger to see it was infact still bleeding,"Fire!"Dustin yelled out before Dr.Ramon shot Lolas with a spray bottle the cold water hitting her head.
"Ah what the fuck!?"Lola looked at them irritated,"Well she is awake so uh you can handle the rest right Doctor?"Dustin slightly hid behind Dr.Ramon,"What me!?"Dr.Ramon shouted looking at Lola nervous,"You can have a head start"Lola just coldy said,both of the boys just nodded and ran off.Lola just looked back at her hand,"What do you want dad...."She asked herself before getting up from her chair.

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Raspberry Jukebox
HumorHitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy's absurd humor meets M.I.B and S.C.P foundation's horror as a color full cast of Characters working for the Jukebox Co. try and contain or hunt down supernatural creatures who are a threat to this world,while also get...