We open on the Bosses office,Captain Battle Axe looks as Dustin,Lola,Barry and Dr.Ramon stand in a line formation infront of him,"Dustin,Lola,Barry,Doctor this mission is probably the most important mission of your life!"He infroms them,"Yes Sir!"Barry responds,"I need you to go undercover,you will be entering Disco Daddies and you will take with the Boss of the place,we need his help unfortunately",Dustin lets out a little giggle,"Disco Daddies?"Dustin couldn't help but laugh,lola hits him causing him to moan,"We will glady take the Mission and we will be on are best behavior right?"She looks at Dustin,"No promises"He responds.
"I always wanted to go to the disco,should I wear something shiny?"Barry asked excited,"It's not that kinda of place Barry"Dr.Ramon infroms,"Wait how do you know that?"Dustin asked,"I'm allowed to have fun once inawhile"Dr.Ramon blushes embarrassed,"Team!"Captain Battle axe calls out to get there attention,"Sorry Captain"Barry apologized.
"You won't be alone however were sending a special Field worker to help you out"as Captain Battle Axe said that Lemon bust opened the door "Hiiiii Yall,it's me your girl"Lemon yells,"Sir no offense but can I quit now"Lola sighs,"Aw come on Lola I know you like me somewhere under that cold demeanor!"Lemon,"Nope,just pure hatred sorry"she responds,"I'm with Lola on this one,Lemon is not exactly,uh how do I put it,Sober enough to help us"Dr.Ramon backs up Lemon,"She is coming wether you like it or not"Battle axe command,"Were going have so much fun bestie's!","I hope I die on this mission"Lola groans,"Haha Me too"Lemon weirdly agrees.The group pulls up to a large building with giant neon signs,they are all in very horrible disguises,"All right Remember your disguises I am the Reptilian Cowboy who happens to be a bad boy but I'm actually just depressed and my wife left me",Dr.Ramon adjusts his hat,"Thats is oddly Pacific"Dustin comments,"Dustin your George Hutcherson,a single widow office dad",Dr.Ramon ignores him,"Sorry about your wife man"Barry puts his hand on his shoulder,"Lola your a homeless person named Agatha","Wait why do I get to be the homeless person!?"Lola was offended,"Well....I mean look at you..."Dr.Ramon points at her,"The fuck!"Lola yells at him,"Lemon your-","I'm Lime Wesker!"Lemon interrupts,"Um okay,Barry your Axel Black heart the biker with the sweet heart","Yes!"Barry Cheers excitedly.
"This is fucking stupid"Lola was still upset with her role,"Aw come one Agatha Being homeless isn't bad,I lived in a crack den for a year"Lemon tries to reassure her,"How are you alive!"Dustin asked her,"Guys come on, let's focus find the boss and convince him to help us"Dr.Ramon snaps his fingers to get there attention,"Right lets do this!"Barry cheers as they all walks in.
As they walk in it was like a disco,bar,stripper place,just pure dance and lust,and probably drugs,"Yes they have a bar come on lets go!"Lemon grabs Lola,"WAIT NO NOOOOO"Lola yells out calling out to the others,"Well shit....,Dustin you and Barry explore around,I will try to see if I can get back stage",The group then splits up.We Start with Lola and Lemon as Lemon drags her to the bar,"Two bottles of Whiskey please!"Lemons request to the worker,"Lemon We don't have time to drink we need to find the boss"Lola reminds her as Lemon is handed the two bottles,"You know Lola you need to relax abit have some fun","Fun?,you think this is fun?"Lola was in just more stressed out,"Well were at a Party"Lemon points out,"I don't get paid enough for this....,fine but one drink and we go back to work"Lola tries to agree,"Yes!,now drink up sister because we will definitely not remember this night!"Lemon hands her the bottle,"Good"Lola pures herself a glass.
We cut back to Dustin and Barry walking around,"Found anything?"Dustin asked,"Yes that lady Cyclops in the corner over there,her name is Rose,such a sweet heart, recently got a divorced","Barry that's not what were looking for"Dustin sighs,"I know but I was just so intrigued"Barry tries to justify his distraction,a hippy looking man walks up to them,"You looking for someone?"he asked,"Uh yeah,do you know the owner of this place?"Dustin asked,"Oh yeah man I totally do,I'm Sage Misticdust by the way,me and the boss man go way back!"Sage explains,"Great can you show us to him"Barry asked happy,"Yeah man come with me,I promise I know him"Sage repeats,"Okay thanks sage"Dustin looked at him suspicious,the boys go out of the bar and follow him to a hippe van "He's just right in there"He points to the van,"Your telling me your boss is in a white van with no windows"Dustin asked,"Yep,on god man"Sage responded,"It's okay I have a whistle we will be fine"Barry tries to reassure him,"They slide the door open and see a bunch of hooded figures,"Welcome brothers"one of the hooded figures introduced himself, Sage jumped in and closed the door,"Sorry man I lied man,were like totally a cult man my bad Boss"Sage apologized,"Honestly kinda glad"Dustin responded.

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Raspberry Jukebox
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