Witch Pillar (Various! Demon Slayer x Milf! Reader)

Cannonball Baby

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This chapter is unedited, so if something doesn't seem right, let me know

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As you all walked down the mountain, bruised and injured, Beyonce continued to screech from above you all.

The constant noise kept Zenitsu from resting, and Eiji from translating whatever the boys asked of you.

'That bird sure can go on and on...' Tanjiro thought to himself, staring up at the crow with slight irritation.

'That stupid thing is only brave because we can't catch it! Doesn't mean it can harass us like this!' Zenitsu began to grit his teeth, looking to you in hopes of you stopping this madness. 'Pretty lady, help us!'

More importantly, it kept you from thinking.

'Was Beyonce always this annoying?'

'Nah, it's just me.'

… Is what you originally thought before Inosuke started leaping over everyone while trying to grab her.

“HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS THING SHUT UP!” He snarled, hopping over you. His grin stretched from beneath his mask as the crow was within his reach. All he had to do was clench his fist and she'd be caught, having nothing to save her from his jaw of fingers.

Except you.

With a growing irk mark on your forehead, you reached into the air, grabbing hold of the man's ankle. It was practically Hashira speed, faster than what the boys could process, but nothing different to you.

With as much force as you could appropriately use, you pulled Inosuke down, watching as a large cloud of dust burst into the air as his body slammed onto the ground.

Eiji, Tanjiro, and Zenitsu all turned blue when the dust settled, revealing a twitching Inosuke.

You stood upright, cleaning imaginary dirt off your hands, “Eiji.” You called out, making the man behind you flinch upon the sharpness of your voice.

“Uh, yes (Y/n)?” He forced himself to keep his voice steady. Eiji looked over to peek at Tanjiro and Zenitsu, who were already side-eyeing him in fear.

“As you are a civilian, it is inappropriate for you to witness what I am doing.”

“I…” Eiji stared at the near begging eyes of the boar's head that stared up at him, “I’m partially blind anyway.”

That was false! He's only got bad vision and lost his glasses in the Tsuzumi Mansion!!

Chills ran down his spine as you loudly cracked your knuckles.

You grinned at the confirmation, walking up to the body of Inosuke. With a painted nail, you harshly pointed your finger towards the boy. “You lucky I can't beat the everloving shit outta you since the sun is setting.

“But I sure as hell have enough time to set something straight!” You pointed back at Eiji without even looking, alarming everyone when your point was accurate, “Eiji! If you could translate for me?”

“Yes ma'am!”

You looked back, giving him a sweet smile that made pink sprinkle his face, “Thank you, baby.” Before looking over to Tanjiro and Zenitsu, “This goes for y'all too.”

“Don't ever touch my hair.” You pointed to your afro, which had been slightly messed up due to Inosuke hopping over you. “It's a very spiritual thing to touch another's hair, and if I didn't give you permission, that's yo ass!”