Ninjago One Shots [COMPLETED]

Drunk! Ninja x Sober! Reader

"Zane! NO!"

"Kai! Put your clothes BACK on!"

"Cole! STEP AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!"

"Jay! GOD DAMMIT! STOP KISSING THAT CARD BOARD CUT OUT OF NYA!"

"Lloyd! Where the hell are you!"

How did it all come to this?

~Flash Back~

"Zane! I challenge you to a drinking contest!"laughs Cole putting a large bottle of vodka onto the coffee table.

"Brother, what is a 'drinking contest'?"asks Zane.

"Zane! Don't do it!"you say.

"Here's how you do it. You drink as much of this liquid as you can. Who ever can take it all in wins."he explains.

Nya, Misako, and Sensei weren't at the Bounty because they needed to visit a friend or something for the weekend. Why!?!?! Cole pours in 5 shots for Zane and 5 for him. He turns on the timer and Zane and him start chugging down glasses. Soon after Cole's 8th he falls off his chair face first. Zane was on his 36th by then.

"KAI! Take my place!"hiccups Cole.

"Fine."chuckles Kai.

"No!"you shout still not taking action. It was kind of entertaining actually.

After Kai's 6th shot he broke down onto the ground laughing along with Cole who didn't even know why he was laughing.  Zane still kept going! 

"Jay! Lloyd! Come here! Take our places we're so close to beating Zane!"slurs Kai.

"No you are not!"you giggle.

Jay and Lloyd plop down onto the couch and start drinking. Soon after there 4th glass they were fully drunk.

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"they chanted as Zane chugged the whole bottle empty.

He then smashed the bottle and howls like a wolf. He's drunk. They're all drunk. You started to regret everything now.

~Flashback Ends~

"Who took my hair gel!"scream Kai.

Cole and Jay were studying their reflections in the mirror. There hair was sticking up in similar ways to Kai. Kai breaks down crying as he sees them using his hair gel.

"I thought we had something special!"he sobs.

He runs out of the room and has a little baby tantrum.

"Zane! Don't you dare!"you say bluntly.

Zane  uses his ice powers to make a slide and knocks into Lloyd, who was then is pushed onto the deck. he runs back in and tries to climb up the ice slide. Kai ran back into the room wearing your jeans and a bra laughing like a lunatic.

"Hi everyone! I'm Y/N! I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight!"Kai sings.

"You take that back!"

You turn around to see Jay wearing Nya's red dress with red lipstick on his face. On his face!

"I'm Nya! I and I pity you!"shouts Jay.

"Are you challenging me?"hiccups Kai.

"Yes, I am!"screams Jay.

Kai bitch slaps him in the face and they end up in a slapping fight.

"Wait! Cole! Where the hell are you?"you scream running around the Bounty.

You find Cole in the kitchen eating every single thing that's made of chocolate.