Seshhead - Chook

Map Bitch

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"Heyyy bitches" I said while opening the door of Missy's car to sit in the backseat next to Amerie. "Where's Harps?"

"Hey girl, we don't know she wasn't outside her house and she's not answering her phone. You look fucking sexy as though" Amerie replied.

"Thank you hunny, you look gorgeous as always" I winked at her.

Missy put the car into drive and we began making our way to school. I stared out the window, looking at all the familiar shops as we drove the same route I've done for years. Usually I dread going back to school but this year feels different. Maybe I'm different. Over the summer a lot had changed.

We pulled into the school and got out the car. My eyes darted around the entrance looking to see who had already arrived when my eyes caught on someone I didn't recognise.

"Oi who's that cunt?" I said to the girls nodding my head over to the new boy.

"I don't know but he's cute ay" Missy giggled in response.

"Whatever" Amerie rolled her eyes.

"Shut up girl, you can still think other people are hot when you're in love with someone. Speaking of are you actually going to speak to him this year?" Sasha questioned as we walked further into the school.

"Nah just gonna play it cool." The raven-haired girl spoke.

Walking past everyone made me feel oddly nostalgic. We are in year 11. Our second to last year. Well maybe not for the eshays. God knows how many times they've had to repeat.

Missy, Sasha and I continued to walk as Amerie slowed behind us, speaking to Dusty. After a moment of chatting, she rushed up to us excitedly saying "he spoke to me!! I'm so in, he loves me I can tell."

The rest of us just giggled before a ginger haired girl I don't even know the name of came running up to the middle of the yard and yelled  "Oi there's a fully-gacked sex map in the old stairwell! It's called the incest map!"

What the fuck.

Everyone chased after her following her to the stairwell, all of us confused. We walked in and saw a large diagram on the wall with everyone who is anyone's names splattered all over it with lines connecting us to each other with a key written next to it of what the different lines mean.

"Fucking hell Sasha, you get around don't you." Spider exclaimed. Sash just smirked proudly in response before Missy started arguing with her about a girl she scissored before eventually running off.

"Shit, look at Chook he's connected to like every girl in the year. Well done Chooky." Ant smiled while giving the eshay a pat on the back. Our eyes met for a second before he looked down laughing along with Ant.

My name only had one line off of it. Two vertical lines connecting to Tilla. A wristy. It happened in year 9 when I was broke and he offered me 2 caps for it. That's it. Bit embarrassing but honestly it could be worse.

"Woah Mia you only have a thing for eshays or something? Why's yours so barren?" I heard Dusty speak behind me.

"Shut up Dusty you wish I was a slut, then maybe you'd actually have a chance." I retorted back and he just smirked down at me.

"Oi Ant you got a handy from Darren? You into dudes ay? Are you gay now?" Spider cackled at himself.

"Who said I'm a dude?" Darren fired back.

"God this shit is crazy I wonder who did it." I whispered turning to Amerie.

Everyone filed out of the stairwell and I followed suit but not before taking a photo of the map. I reckon it could definitely come in handy at some point.