Then the crew walked up to a wall. Orson said "Wow, what a great wall." Dorothy touched it "It's made of china." Orson said "What a great wall of china." They heard someone "Halt! State your name and business." "My name is Dorothy, with Garifeld, Vic and odie, and this is Marshal
Mallow with Orson and Wiser and Wade duck. We're trying to get through to the yellow brick road." "In order to cross the wall, you'll need permission...from Her Royal Highness, the princess of Dainty China Country." Wiser looked over the wall to see the rest of the country "Ooh, ooh. Oh, so pretty." The guard fired an arrow at wiser which hurt him as he yelled as Toto grabbed the arrow "That was a warning shot." Mallow grabbed wiser "Oh, we should, um, respect
their national borders." Tot dropped the arrow to the feet of the others "Good comrade, sir, may we request an audience with the Dainty China princess?" "No. She's otherwise engaged. I mean, she's busy getting engaged. She's welcoming suitors today." Dorothy then thought up of an idea "Suitors. Hmm. H-He-He's a suitor." Then the boys looked shocked as they gasped "Which one?" Then they all pointed at each other "Marshal Mallow is the suitor, and he would like to ask for the hand of the Dainty China princess." "Oh." "The princess? Oh. Well, why didn't you say so? Escort the giants in!" He blew a fanfare. "Open the door gates!" The gates were opened and everyone went in. Marshal said "But I don't want to be a suitor. I don't want to get married." "What if she's cute? Appearance isn't everything. The name's Mallow, not "Shallow"." "Touche." They saw the other suitors "Now get in there. You'll do great." Mallow got in line "Figures and figurines, may I present the Royal Highness, the princess
of Dainty China Country." Everyone got up as she showed up with her servants Booker, Sheldon and Roy are her servants all made of China walked down with her.Rays of light surround
our China princess
Dorothy said "Wow! She's beautiful."Roses bow and tulips
sing her name
"Yes!" China princess sang as the servers bowed.
Diamonds shy away
Suns have lost their way
All when they are near
our China princess
Your princess
Adores you too
The others sat down as the piano player played the China piano as the suitors showed up Your Highness, I present to you
The first suitor
with heart so true
Your Brilliance Magnificence
When a princess seeks a prince
She has only one
heart to convince
A heart that seeks a gentle
beating like its own
China princess saw his messed up teeth "Wow."
From my unique point of view
I was meant to marry you
Opposites' attraction
clearly shown
"Opposite" is right
You're a freak
with freakish height
I'd rather be alone
Atop my throne
"Oh!" He left as the guests gasped then the next guy went up.
La-la, la, la, la, la
Your Highness, I present to you
The next suitor
with heart so true
Oh, Your Shininess
Your Fragileness
When a princess seeks a prince
There's only one heart
to convince
A heart that seeks a lover
flowing with romance
Yawn.
Are you asleep or in a trance?
Snowballs thrown in fire
stand a better chance
China princess said as she threw the flower "Ta." The guy ran off crying.
"Suitor three." The next guys showed up.When a princess seeks a prince
There is only one heart
to convince
Stop there in your tracks
I can clearly see the cracks
Do they show?
So another and another
And another and another
and another and another
Other
They all cracked to mallows surprise.
Suitor gets the ax
"Oh!" "So I suppose that's a "no" then, is it? Fine." Booker said "Menders, over here. Get some glue, and lots of it." Then someone then swept the pieces "Well, you can't win them all, eh?" "Ow!" "Oh." "No!" "Oh, dear!" Then the menders took them away "Oh, careful!" Excuse me. I'm still talking to the lady!" "Put me down!" "Next." "Next" mallow said "Your-Your Hi-Hineyness.
I mean, Your Shininess. Uh..." he looked at the others Dorothy said "Go on. Keep going." Garfield said "You're doing great." "Um, uh...
Uh, I-I mean, Your, um..." Sheldon said "It seems the man made of
marshmallow is all mushy-mouthed." Everyone laughedMallow took a deep breath When a princess seeks a prince
There's only one heart
to convince
A heart that flutters like
the wings of singing doves
One can dream the dream alone
Or pursue a man unknown
Companionship
and someday even loveThen there was rattling. "Earthquake!"
Solid ground, shift and shake.
Where once was calm
soon will quake!
Dorothy ran over. Mallow caught China princess and saves her from being broken. As Orson saved Booker, Sheldon and Roy from breaking. Princess saw mallow then was dragged away from him as she screamed "No!" Everyone ran out of the building as it was falling apart.China princess sat down as Sheldon gave her tea.
The menders picked up some people who are broken. Garfield held up some pieces and tried to fit them together. China princess said "Tell me the truth. How bad is it?" "You're still without flaw." "Oh! Thank goodness." "Milady." "How is the city? How many broken?" Booker said "No one broken, but many cracked and chipped. And the city is severely damaged." Dorothy said "That was a very heroic thing you did back there." "Just doing my duty." "We have a mission of the utmost importance." "Menders, take that man to the hospital. Quickly!" "Excuse me? Your Highness. May we please pass through your country on the yellow brick road?" China princess said as the others followed "No. You'll have to go around. But that could take weeks, and my friends are in danger." "Who do you think you are, interrupting royal business with your petty travel plans? Can't you see we're in
a state of emergency?" "Yes, I do see. My home is in trouble too." "Perhaps you can make an exception for Miss Dorothy Gale?" Roy said "Oh!" "Oh.
So this is the famous girl who
vanquishes wicked witches. I thought you'd be taller." "Milady, she is a very resourceful young woman." "Ah. Perhaps you'd rather be a suitor to her." "That's not what I meant." "Silence!" "Oh." "These are troubled times in Oz. Behind our great wall, we are safe. Now and again the Jester sends an earthquake or two just to rattle us. But never one so big." Booker gasped. "He must really be angry
about something...or someone." She gasped "This is your fault." "What?" "Now just a min..." "Don't deny it. You wanted a little shortcut, so you forced your way in and brought the Jester's anger with you!" "I don't know any Jester. I'm just trying to get to Emerald City to see the Scarecrow. Maybe I can help your people somehow." "You're just a little girl from Kansas. What could you possibly do?" "But I..." "She doesn't even have a title." They all laughed.Garfield grabbed her "You listen here you porcelain woman! We have come a long way to save our friends, and now look at your home it's broken and if you wanna blame Dorothy, go ahead and fix all this yourself!" He put her down as China princess looked around to see everything broken. "I'm going with you." "What?" "I'm going with you." "No, milady. You mustn't go. You could be fractured
before you reach the river.
If I don't go, we could all be broken." "Then I will send the royal guard with you. No, that won't be necessary. Marshal Mallow will keep me safe. Along with my servants." All four of them bowed "You have our word, milady." "My dear people, Miss Dorothy Gale, the witch slaying giant from Kansas, and her friends, will accompany me as my servants...on a mission
to Emerald City to meet...with the Scarecrow. With his eminent wisdom, we will surely find a way to end the Jester's reign of tyranny." She cleared her throat then whispered to them "Bow to me." "Huh?" "Bow to me." They all bowed. "Lower." They heard a crack, Vic said "Ahh! My back! Oooh. I need a minute. Or two." "Not to worry, my dear people.
I'll be back soon!"
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Legend of oz: Dorothy and Garfield's return
ActionSoon after her return to Kansas, Dorothy Gale (Lea Michele) finds herself whisked back to Oz to save her friends Scarecrow (Dan Aykroyd), Lion (Jim Belushi),Tin Man (Kelsey Grammer) and Glinda (Bernadette Peters) from the Jester (Martin Short) -- th...