Dr Dank was the dankest of meme creators, each one cheeky enough to catch on. Whenever a new successful meme was created, he would chill on Call Of Duty with his Doritos Roulette, he was so badass he didn't even have a can of Mountain Dew to wash it down. Memes were his life, without them his entire life would be worthless. After 4 years studying Memes in University, he finally got a job working for Ainsley Harriet creating meme shaped pancakes, each one topped with Mountain Dew syrup. The majority of sales came from Faze, he charged double as the cheeky runt was a better quickscoper. Even his cat was a better quickscoper. He lay their pondering about his Memes, he hadn't released a new meme in 69 days, what would he do if Faze didn't keep up his income? He glanced at the receipt on the floor, £34.01 for Doritos from Tescos.
'Wow I really have to cut down.' He thought to himself.
The next day he went to Cash for gold to sell the gold plated Illuminati chain he stole from his mates gran, Sanic would be jealous at the speed he ran that day. Upon the floor nearby the homeless Snoop Dogg, layed a frail card upon which it said...
'Screb.'
This gave him such influence, a new meme would strike the world.
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Dr Danks Meme-a-thon.
RandomA strange novel proving I'm mental, about some dank guy, Memes are everywhere so why not add them to a dank story of Doritos filled bantz. Also thanks to @hopelessmiracle (Xx_Caitlin_xX) for the chapter 9 art XD.
