Dolan Dank, the Duck.

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After walking past JD noticing the 'hoodies' within, the squad strowled on this sloping tarmac. A maniac wearing a sign saying 'The Doritos will fight back.' Literally launched himself towards us. Xx_Caitlin_xX gave him a quick smack in the gabber, which made him twitch the Charlie Chaplin facial hair he currently possessed. Dank almost fainted at what he saw, it was only mental Clegg. Clegg, how the hell is he still alive, he got obliterated by the ever seeing thing that hasn't got laid in 9 months, how is he still alive. With curiosity in his mind, Dank stared at the mental patient, seeing the bewilderment within Cleggs muggy eyes. Suddenly he began to feel strange. Snoop Dogg flew across the sky before being grinded into weed flakes by Michael Rosen, he then scattered these green shards onto a large plum. Barry Scott emerged from the sewers, before speaking.
'Hi, I'm Barry Scott.' However his facial features where distorted, as well as his voice. Clegg imploded into the triangle thing, before a golden glow turned the sky, well gold I guess. A close up of Barry Scotts mouth was seen by all, as he spoke.
'Hiiiii, I'm Baruy Scuwt.'
The hoodie who asked earlier said.
'You got the directions to 'the yellow brick road'.
Dank almost collapsed at such a sight, the tinman was scat manning down the street before being hit by a Suarez shaped car. Too much Dew caused the world to turn green, what was happening to Dank and the squad?
Appearing from the horizon came a small figure, a duck named Dolan who was on the Dole buying DVD's of such films as 'Attack the Clock.' 'Four Lions, have a Sunday dinner.' As well as 'Scott Pilgrim VS The staff at Tescos on that highway. Yeh that highway were they sell bootleg DVD's like 'Attack the Clock.' What do you mean you have no idea?' Yeh long title I know, anyway this silhouette came closer and what happened next filled the squads hearts with horror.

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