Dank was shocked at such a sight. Farage appeared from the bus, he was driving which was insane. As he stepped outwards, he whipped out a leaflet, which he passed to Xx_Caitlin_xX. It spoke about the location of YourNan, located within Bantander as she stored all that dollah in the bank. With this new information, Farage jilted forwards killing Jacob_//_Cheddars.org. From his soul tore out a Dorito Roulette, with the fate of he others in the resemblance of a single Dorito. Farage plunged in his greasy hands before pulling out a cheeky cheesy one.
'You live.' He spoke.
He said this to a wall, a wall, he's lost it, Farage has finally died inside. Dank couldn't take it anymore, the grabbed the gabber of the Kent and dragged him to a manhole. Dr Dank gently tapped Farage so he delved into the manhole. Following him was a Dorito with explosives strapped on. Anybody would say Allah 'Twat'Bar when it exploded, but that Kent can piss off, he's not even MLG enough for my story. Walking away with pure badass nature strowled Dank, as the explosion erupted, that hoodied lad was blown backwards.
'I only wanted the directions to JD sport.' He bellowed.
'Piss off.' Spoke Dank, he truly wanted to kill everyone now, this stuff was getting too serious. He didn't even know what to do, was this meme actually worth the psychological bullshit they have had to put up with? Anyway, Barrie Scott was murdered by like some truck, drove by some cheeky blazed screb, he lacked Doritos, he ate them plain ones. God what a mental guy, plain Doritos who does that git think he is, quite disguisting that.
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Dr Danks Meme-a-thon.
RandomA strange novel proving I'm mental, about some dank guy, Memes are everywhere so why not add them to a dank story of Doritos filled bantz. Also thanks to @hopelessmiracle (Xx_Caitlin_xX) for the chapter 9 art XD.
