An Endless Search.

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Certain things you read or view stay with you for your eternity. Such a horrific death taints my mind as the strobe lighting affect that the cheeky traingle thing had. Bet he got that from BnQ when he bought that grill to cook Cleggy on. Anyway, the squad set out to discover 'The MLG one' which would create a better understanding into the location of YourNan. Dank acquired a bribe consisting of 4 Doritos roulettes, 2 cans of Mountain Dew as well as a new snapback for his sweg to become about 20% cooler. Only the 5 would set into this journey, as they only had enough bus fair for them. A personal thanks to Mental Clegg for the money thanks once again. Clegg really shouldn't have left his wallet in his body when he died, Dank was pleased with this as his credit card was maxed out unfortunately due to the excessive amount of fedora doritos. (the fedora can store doritos in it, its revolutional.) Upon this bus was none other than Suarez. After being evicted from the world cup a few months back, he had to move into the adverts business, by selling Suarez shine toothpaste. Also that of Suarez braces, for those too encaptivated by his mental attitude. Nobody remarked on him here, which I guest is such a shame, but seriously we've all had enough puns for today. And then the moon exploded. Wait, oh yeh wrong topic. Anyway, upon reaching their stop, a group of 'hoodies' waited on the bus stop. After walking out, the gang stared viciously towards the squad approaching. One revealed his face. Before abnoxiously speaking.
'You got the directions to JD sport.'
After replying and giving the command, we continued to walk in an unknown land, with a yellow brick road. A mountain dew waterfall to the left. A tinman to the right. He required Dew to function properly, but I really could not give a shit so we followed the tarmac avoiding the yellow brick road. (Wtf did I just write that for, its too late to write I should be sleeping. Man I blazed it wayyyyy too much, sorry.)

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