With a major conflict between customers, Nigel stood with little dignity and challenged Danks squad to a game of Quikscopez, the losers would be forced to eat Tesco brand Tortilla's, without any sauce. Such an unbearable punishment made Dank cringe at the thought of it. It would consist of a 5V5 no screbs inbound, scopes and hawks were allowed. Within Nandos now a standoff was occurring, such cheekiness was this banter that Barry Chuckle himself had a proper chuckle about it.
With such a high class event happening, Farage burst with outrage.
'Oi Chuckle what you chuckling about, stop 'aving a chuckle mate!'
With this bellowing response, Barry 'bankshot' Chuckle whipped out a cheeky Illuminati tomahawk, after launching it to the left 69°, it bounced of an employee, 2 pieces of chicken, and a single 2/3 of a Dorito before hitting Nick Clegg right in the gabber. The hawk wasn't meant to damage Clegg, but Farage was too MLG for such a death. Danks selection of Quikscopers were Xx_Caitlin_xX, Matt_Loves_MLP, Jacob_//_Cheddars.org and finally ∆_JonLad_∆ whilst also joining himself of course. Dank would never pass down a challenge. As the two teams approached their tables, all went silent, tension rises as they waited for the first shot to be launched viciously from the rifle.
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Dr Danks Meme-a-thon.
RandomA strange novel proving I'm mental, about some dank guy, Memes are everywhere so why not add them to a dank story of Doritos filled bantz. Also thanks to @hopelessmiracle (Xx_Caitlin_xX) for the chapter 9 art XD.
