The Newest Member (A Naruto-Akatsuki Fanfic)

Chapter 31: The Mental Twist

"What actually happened ?"

"Kakashi talked to Obito by the waterfall and was captured in the Limited Tsukuyomi. His wife and the Sand Ninja are still alive and well, everything was an illusion. Kakashi Hatake will join fight with us against the Leaf"

"So you mean ..."

"Kakashi Hatake will join the Akatsuki willingly"

Kakazu laughed "You owe me 20 Ryo ... Kabuto"

Naruto woke up in the back of a moving carriage, he could tell by the way the platform creaked and swayed as it journeyed over gravel roads, the sound of horse hoofs clapping over the terrain was a dead give away too. Realizing where he was and not realizing how he got there. Naruto shot up, the skin hides of an animal falling off his body. eyes wide with confusion and shock. The carriage cabin he was in was walled with thick leather skins, the opening buttoned shut. He crawled over to the opening, realizing he was also naked, he did not like where this was going. He unbuttoned the opening and peered through, cool snow flakes rained through the opening and made him scream as bare nipples met ice snow. The skins behind him rustled and a similar naked Hinata poked up, yawning in a cute way that brought a grin to his face. He started to remember some of it.

"Morning Beautiful"

"Morning Handsome"

She crawled up and pecked him on the cheek "So ... how do I put this calmly ... WHY ARE WE IN A TUNDRA WASTELAND !"

she giggled "It's hard to explain ..."

"Why am I naked ?"

She grinned "It's ... too fun to explain"

He pouted "Hinata please, spare me the agony of waiting"

She rolled her eyes and nodded "Okay okay ... We needed you guys to get drunk, in order to kidnap you boys and take you to the Land of Iron to get Konan and Nagato married by Hidan in the new Jashin temple in the next few days to make their relationship official with respect"

"I have to admit ... that was a lot to digest in one gulp"

She bit her lip and eyed his naked body "We ... have a few hours until we arrive, wanna ?"

"HELL YES"

Pulling Hinata under the animal skins, the two wrestled and giggled, with each minute it became more and more intimate until each of them was gasping for air after 10 minutes of hard earned foreplay. Naruto's mind wandered off to that lone stripper at the club, he was glad he had turned her down. Hinata was the only woman he needed in his life, he would not see himself with anyone else, but saying that. Any pair of breasts caught his eye, much like his teacher he supposed. Thoughts of his own wedding raced through his mind as he kissed down the delicate area of her neck, when should he pop the question, certainly not after sex. He smiled at himself at the thought of that.

Nagato woke with a head as heavy as lead. The hangover was a rupturing wound that tore through him like a hammer through rice paper. He groaned as thin light blinded him. He could feel the cold atmosphere around him and knew at once he was near the land of Iron. He cocked an eyebrow and shielded his eyes from the harsh glare, feeling something rustling near the zipper of his pants, he prayed to Jashin it was not a weird hobo. He heard Konan giggle and felt relief, closing his eyes and lying back he spoke with a creaky voice.