Almost Got Im: Stories Of The Past

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June 15 2017

At a criminal hideout, there was a table with seven chairs, A couple of men were seen playing poker, and it was revealed to be the villains who escaped the prison recently.

Joker: I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.

Penguin: That'll be a first. So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week.

 So, I hear 'you-know-who' nailed the Mad Hatter last week

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Joker: No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy.

Two-Face: Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.

 I don't think it is one guy

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Scarecrow: Hmm?

Two-Face: The way I figure it out, Jack's got a bunch of them stashed someplace like a SWAT team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but. . . .

Joker: Eh. . . . You're always seeing double.

Penguin: It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime related trauma when she was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mother blew off a piece of her face.

Joker: Sure! She could be all gross and disgusting under that mask!. . . Uh, no offence, Harv.

Two-Face: Just deal.

They continued playing and took turns as Croc had a smile on his face and spoke to them.

Croc: Well, you know what I think?

Scarecrow: *Sighs* Not the robot theory again.

Croc: Well, she could be!

Penguin: Shut up, That's clearly a human being.

Croc shrugged as they continued playing. However, they heard heels clicking on the ground as a feminine voice was heard.

???: Hello, boys. Get me an herbal tea and deal with me!

Croc: Scram, lady! This is a private

Croc: Scram, lady! This is a private

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