2[ DADA Professor Is A Fraud And An Idiot]

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{Surprise people I know I haven't been posting this book sorry for that I was busy with the other book so here another chapter}

The DADA lesson is with Slytherin and Ravenclaw. Raven is sat in-between Blaise and Matthew, Luna, Draco, Theo in front of them. The new DADA professor place before the class. Many girls except Luna, Raven hang to his every word as they all eye the large, cover cage rattling mysteriously on his desk.

Raven and her friends roll their eyes at the love sick student. Apollo is highly pleased that Raven wasn't like the other girls. 

While the Avengers, agent, mutant look at that man in disgust.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Let me introduce you to your new Defence Against the dark arts teacher. Me, Gilderoy Lockhart, , Third Class, Honorary Member of the, and five-time winner of — but I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the by smiling at her!

"What a load of bullshit" Percy(R. brother) mutters earning a smack on the head from his mother for his language, those who heard him including Raven's family snort.

Gilderoy Lockhart says waiting laughter which only a few student smile weakly. Everyone else looked bored, especially Blaise, Raven, and Matthew who are now playing norts and crosses which Theodore sighs tiredly at the trio.

"You should be paying attention" Athena says to the pair her children agreeing with her.

"We were bored" Blaise, Matthew, and Raven state as if they have rehearsed it earning many weird look.

Theodore sighs, "No point telling them that, they won't listen" the trio just gave him an innocent smile.

Gilderoy Lockhart: I see you've all bought a complete set of my book. Well done. I thought we'd start today with a little quiz. Nothing to worry about. Just to check how well you've read them, how much you've taken in.

Athena's child sit up at the idea of a quiz while the other demigods grimace.

He begins to circulate papers. Raven, Theodore, Blaise, Matthew, and Draco look at the paper in disgust.

Raven: What the fuck is this bullshit?

"Mood" Percy draws out.

"Language" Poseidon, Steve, and Remus say at the same time make Raven give them a pointed look.

Blaise: They're all about him. I know I'm vain but this...

Theodore: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite color?

Matthew: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's ambition?

Raven: Son of a bitch.

A few people chuckles at Raven while Fury facepalm.

Draco: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's...size? Oh hell no.

The last question cause the avengers, agent, and the gods face to turn murderous causing many wizard to scoot away from them.

Gilderoy Lockhart riffles through the completed exams.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Tut, tut. Hardly any of you remember my favourite color is Lilac or my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair care products, oh well. Miss. Potter, Mr. Riddle I would like to speak to you both after the lesson about your answers.

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