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Go Back To The Hole You Came From Stupid

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by PizzaHutGuy

by PizzaHutGuy

Main St

Middletown, Connecticut

Benedict: *sitting down outside of Sicily Oven Coal Pizza, writing a story*

Woman: Writing is extinct!

Benedict: Come again?

Woman: Writing is extinct, just like the dinosaurs!

Benedict: People still write!

Woman: This isn't the 1990s! This is 2024, and people don't even write anymore!

Benedict: What hole did you crawl out of?

Woman: Plus, this is Connecticut! No one in this state writes stories!

Benedict: Scram, you cockroach!

Woman: *walks over to the Middletown Police Department* I would like file a complaint.

Benedict: The cops ain't gonna do anything! *resumes writing*

This story was written on Tuesday, August 13th, 2024.

A/N That woman is such an idiot! What a miserable rotten egg she is! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.