binder

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I ordered a binder. Better late than never, a phrase I think a lot these days. I guess I'm tired of being hunched back or wearing overshirts even in summer to cover my tits. They're minuscule peas on a board but they're still just big enough to be annoying.

I've had it. I'm never getting them chopped off though. I saw a surgery video one time and this dude got his nips cut off and dropped in a solution like contact lenses. Freaked me the hell out. I'm gonna wear swim shirts to the beach and call it a day, good UV protection.


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