Anarchy across the spider-verse

Have you lost your bloody mind?!

❗️No warnings, surprise at the end though(probably not what you would expect) y'all betta not skip to it neither❗️
(That's some old ass art)
Yo i didn't think i would get this far in chapters😭 but I bet y'all wasn't expecting a update so soon huh😏

3rd pov
"Hurry up brats!" Miguel yells putting his sunglasses on and fixing his hair and he got an assortment of 'Inna minute!' 'Almost done!' and one 'Piss off!' They were all going to go grocery shopping with eachother because well they needed groceries. Plus they finally had the time to go grocery shopping since their lives weren't being as demanding at the moment and they were tired of eating out. Miguel sat down at the kitchen island groaning because of course THIS generation has to take 50 years to get ready, the first one to come out was Peter B. with mayday since he was coming as well and Miguel's mood visibly brightens when he sees them. Peter B. pulls Mayday out from her (baby carrier? also i know she's technically too big for it now but let's just say she can fit in it still) and he hands her to miguel after she did grabby hands to him, Miguel with a smile happily takes Mayday holding her as she says random crap since she's talking now. "You know there's a lot of times I think you love mayday more than me!" Peter B. says with a smile and Miguel nods "Definitely do." Peter B. rolls his eyes but he keeps his smile anyways and he goes behind Miguel laying his head on his back. The next one to come out was Gwen and she had put on some black leggings with jean shorts over them with a blue shirt that had a skull on it and she wears her infamous sweater with her signature chucks. She was also wearing the necklace Miles got her for their anniversary(or friendiversary whichever one fits better). She looks away in fake disgust and she makes a throwing up motion as she sits on the couch crossing her legs and Miguel just rolls his eyes "You know that should be kept at Mj's house. No one wants to see that." Miguel shakes his head ignoring her as he continues to play with Mayday, Miguel turns his head to the direction of the bedrooms "HEY! HURRY HELL UP!"....Miguel turns to Peter B. "I just said hurry hell up. This is how you know I need to be away from the crotch goblins." Peter B. sputters out a laugh as he laughs on Miguel's back "You shouldn't call them that Miggy! You know Mayday is a crotch goblin too!" Miguel kisses his teeth "No she's not! Look at her!" At that same time Mayday smiles and that makes Miguel's heart warm up, the third person to come out was Pav as he came out with a white dress shirt and a blue tie with some black pants and some sneakers. "Awww! Gwen look at them!" Pav says giving the opposite reaction than Gwen's. He sits down next to her as they talk about what their going to get. "Miggy your paying for everything right?" Miguel turns around and looks at Gwen likes she's crazy "The hell I am! I pay for literally everything!" "Because your filthy roll in the dirt prostitute rich!" Gwen says and Miguel rolls his eyes "So? Don't mooch off me!" "Okay okay! How bout this, how bout you pay for the more expensive things that we have to get? And we pay for everything else?" Miguel squints his eyes as he thinks and he groans giving in and he turns back around "Fine." Pav and Gwen smile doing their handshake. "I just got played didn't I?" Miguel asks Peter B. and Mayday and they both nod and he sighs already living with the fact that this is how his life is going to be until he dies. The fourth and fifth people to come out were Miles and Matias as they are literally arguing as they walk out. "I'm literally saying we eat the same stuff so let's just split it on the total! Like what? Anything else is just dumb!" Miles says with his face turned up in annoyance. "And i'm 'JUST SAYING' that i'm not paying for anything you get that I don't want! The fuck?" Miles looks at him confused as hell "What?! Who even said that! No i'm not saying pay for my things that you didn't get! Just split your half!" "Then why didn't you say that?!" "I didn't think I had too!" "Okay well i'm sorry!" "I'm sorry too!" "Well I forgive you!" "Me too!" Miles gives Matias a hug and Matias pats his back since he was in front of other people and he had a reputation to uphold. Miles and Matias were matching in their clothes. Matias and Miles wearing a sleeveless compression shirt with their binding tape on (Miles-red and Matias-purple), A windbreaker they were keeping unzipped (Miles-red and Matias-green), black shorts that stop just before their knees, calf highs socks(Miles-red and Matias-purple), and some Jordan 11s Dreyko got them for their seperate anniversaries(Miles-black and Matias-green). They go into the fridge and they get their last two lunchables and they eat them on the kitchen island, Matias and Miles see Miguel Mayday and Peter B and Matias fake gags. "Ew! Kill it!" Matias says and Miles slaps him upside the head "Stop. They actually look cute." "You only saying that because you don't want 'The Chase' 2.0 to happen." Miguel groans "¡Oh padre Dios! Will you let it go?! It's almost been 3 years! I'm 30 now and your 18!" "Trauma is real you asswipe!" Dreyko says walking out with Hobie. Dreyko was wearing an oversized yellow shirt with Snoop on it, oversized jeans with his back pockets on the front, and some yellow dunks with his black fanny pack he's wearing clipped around his shoulder. Hobie was wearing a purposely hole filled black cropped shirt that he cut diagonally just under his breasts and then pinned it back together using clothes pins, he's also wearing a dark grey self made corset used with belted straps under his cropped shirt, he then puts on black pants using his belted corset to clip itself onto the pants that he also put small suspenders on around his legs and he's wearing some spikes black platform boots and he puts one his signature spiked (bracelet(i know that's not what it's called but i can't think of the name) and black lipstick. "Right Miggy we have to fight against giving people trauma!" Peter B. says encouragingly and Mayday squeals clapping her hands nodding like she knows what's going on. "Right bruh i'm shaking as we speak." Dreyko says putting a tremble in his tone. "Now Dreyko." Matias says "Weren't you the one who put that knot on his head?" Gwen says. "Nah...i'm fragile." Dreyko says. "Fragile my ass! If anything I have trauma!" Miguel says kissing his teeth. "Wow! Have you lost your bloody mind?! Not you faking trauma! Wait till Araknyd twitter hears about this!" Hobie says and everyone laughs. "Hobie shut yo ass up, you don't even know how to work that 'new fangled contraption'." Matias says and everyone laughs harder, "Oh you think that's funny-" Hobie says as he chases Matias.