Anarchy across the spider-verse

You are just stupid.

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3rd pov
Dreyko walks out his room wearing a big bra over his chest with his hands on his hips and Jessica turns and her eyes widen "Dreyko is that my bra?!" He looks down "That's yours?! I thought I got high and bought a bra at walmart again!" Hobie laughs hard and loud slapping his hand on his knee "You've really done that?" Asks Pav in horrible disbelief and Dreyko nods "Yea! But I never got rid of them though, they make me feel manly!" He says smiling and Miguel rolls his eyes "Just give Jessica her bra." Dreyko nervously smiles "About that...Jessica I was wondering if I could keep it? The pattern is nice!" Hobie laughs harder holding his stomach and Miles covers his mouth shaking his head and Gwens eyebrows furrow "Are you serious? You don't deserve to be alive." "What?! Why?! Atleast I asked politely!" Jessica groans "Okay- Okay! Drop it! Yes Dreyko you can keep it. It's yours now." Dreyko smiles "Thanks!" "My man you are out your gob!" Hobie says through his hysterical laughter and Dreyko smiles. "I agree. You are just stupid." Gwen says and Dreyko flips her off. A couple hours later Miles, Gwen, Dreyko, and Hobie we're dealing with a robber. He was pathetic honestly so they were doing this because they were just bored, "Imma get you for this! Fuck you! Fuck you and your snow bunny!" Dreyko gasps but immediately covers his mouth and Hobie and Miles are left in disbelief "Oh my god! That's so rude!" "Yea so- so rude!" Says Dreyko in a cracked voice and Miles and Hobie agree "I'm gonna go call Miguel. I'll be back." She walks away and Dreyko looks at Miles and they start laughing "Fuck you and your snow bunny...." Miles whispers and they bust out laughing again and Hobie shakes his head smirking "Aye that's not it. That's not something...to joke about." "Boy...." Dreyko and Miles get close to Hobie "....Snaur Bunayy!" Hobie snorts laughing but immediately stops it "Stop!" Gwen comes back to all the three laughing "Whats funny?" "Nothing!" They say at the same time. When they get back home Dreyko immediately makes another portal "I gotta go back to the 'rents place." Hobie stands up "I'll come with you. Haven't seen them in a while." Dreyko nods and he and Hobie walk through the portal. As Hobie and Dreyko we're walking and talking Dreyko hears his name being called by a familiar voice "Drey! Babes!" Dreyko turns and sees Hayden smiling and waving and he smiles to running to her picking her up and kissing her "Hey! I missed you so much..." He says and she smiles "I missed you too- Oh hi!" She says at Hobie who was just watching them and he slowly waves back "Oh uh you remember Hobie? Right? From the fair?" "Oh! Right!" She gets down on the ground "So where are you and babes going?" "We are going to see his fam. I came along because it's been quite awhile innit?" Asks Hobie to Dreyko "Yea last time was 2 months ago! They definitely miss you." Hobie smiles "Oh can I come too?" For some reason Hobie definitely wanted to object but in the same thought he realized it wasn't his place so he kept his mouth shut "Of course baby. You can come!" Dreyko says smiling and Hobie walks past both of them after kicking Dreyko's leg making him wince "Come on." He holds his leg for a bit before responding "Aight!" Before Dreyko could walk Hayden holds him back a little "Does he do that often?" "Yea but it's our thing. Don't worry." Dreyko catches up and Hayden does as well holding Dreyko's hand and he smiles and he puts his arm around Hobie's shoulder but Hobie shrugs his arm off and Dreyko raises his eyebrow "Hobie? What's wrong?" "Nothing. What makes you think there is?" Dreyko shakes his head "Nothing. It doesn't matter." He says as they keep walking and Hayden and him start conversation "I almost failed the test! Can you come study with me tomorrow night for the history test?"

"Yea for sure but don't try to make me study. That shit is bad for your mental and i'm already mental enough." Hayden laughs, Hobie unnoticeably looks over at them and he slightly scowls looking away. Hobie won't admit it but he wished he didn't shove off Dreyko's arm, him and Dreyko have a similar relationship to Dreyko and Miles. Except his affection is more subtle while Dreyko's is more extreme and same for Miles and Hobie except both Hobie and Miles have more subtle affection with eachother. Hobie does feel content with Dreyko's affection so he pulls his hand out his pocket and he was going to hold Dreyko's hand but he sees them both laugh and he kisses her cheek and he scowls again moving his hand and shoving it back in his pocket. See where Hobie didn't know was that Dreyko in the corner of his eyes saw Hobie shove his hand back in his jacket so to comfort him he puts his arm over his shoulder, hoping he won't shove him off. Too his relief Hobie subtly leans into the action and Hobie softly smiles. Hayden notices this but she doesn't say anything. They make it too Dreyko's parents apartment and they buzz in, once they are allowed they get in and go in the elevator and Dreyko hits the floor and they wait. When they elevator dings they walk out and they walk to his parents apartment door and he knocks and his parents open the door and they smile hugging "My little koko!" His mother says "Hey mummy!" Everyone walks in and his dad closes the door "Hobie! It's so good to see you!" Hobie smiles big "Hey Adio! Apologies for not being able to visit sooner!" She waves him off "Oh please your an aging boy with a life. Don't mind this old hag." Hobie laughs "Old hag is a bit of a stretch innit? You are aging like fine wine." Adio smiles hugging Hobie again and Dreyko's dad greets Hobie hugging him when Adio greets Hayden, "Hello Dajian!" "Hey my boy! How's life treating you?" Hobie smiles "It's been well. Still fighting the system and all the facists! They never stop! Innit crazy? They've been a pain in my arse!" Dajian laughs "I get what you mean. Same thing for me in my younger years." Hobie loves Dreyko's parents because they get it. They get how the system and any system created is created to fuck people like them over. Whether it's the system in Britain or in America, it's all the same. And they get it, he doesn't have to tone it down for them because they feel the same. "So Koko how are you and Hayden doing?" "We're good!" "Yea we've actually almost been together for a year now!" Adio turns to Hobie "What about you Hobie? Anyone catch your eye?" "No not really. You know me I don't believe in consistency." "Thats odd..." Hayden says and it wasn't meant to be out loud but it was and Hobie raises his eyebrow "Why is that odd?" Hobie questions "Well I mean you don't want to be with anyone because it would mean you would have to be in a consistent relationship?" Hobie nods "Well it just sounds like you want to just mess around and not have responsibilities with anyone's heart." Hobie's eyebrows furrow "Whats that supposed to mean?" Hobie says walking up to Hayden but Dreyko gets in between them "Hey lets just chill okay?" "But it's true. It's just weird, who wouldn't want to be in relationships with a person you love?" Dreyko rubs his forehead "Hayden it's different for everyone. It's not necessarily that Hobie doesn't like relationships or won't be in one but he's just not jumping to be in one. Even if he didn't want to be with anyone that's fine." Adio says stepping in "But why? How does that work? It honestly just sounds like excuses!" "Hayden. Please." "No no. Since a sod like you knows everything about my upbringings. Continue-" "Hobie please don't call her that." Hobie looks offended "Are you siding with her?" "What? No! I'm not siding with anyone-" Dreyko says putting his hand on Hobie's shoulders but Hobie moves them immediately "She literally shatted on my beliefs and who I am and you choose her side?" Dreyko shakes his head "No Hobie i'm not taking anyone's side!" "By not taking anyone's side your taking her side." Hobie pushes past him "Wait Hobie I don't think-" Before Dajian could finish Hobie interrupts "Adio. Dajian. I enjoyed seeing you again." He walks out the door and Dreyko follows him but Hayden holds him back "Wait!-" Dreyko pulls his arm away and he follows after Hobie who decides to speed walk down the stairs "Hobie! Wait!" "No!" Hobie makes it down the stairs and he storms out the building but Dreyko runs after him and when he catches up he pulls him in an alleyway and up against a wall "What the fuck!" Hobie yells "Why are you mad at me?!" "Because you let her disrespect me like that and talk to me like I was in the wrong." "I was trying to get her to stop but you called her a sod!" "She implied that I liked to fuck around! She basically thinks i'm a tosser-" "But that's not true!" "She doesn't know that! That's the point! You didn't stand up for me, we're supposed to be best mates right? Best mates stand up for eachother. Even against people we fancy." Dreyko sighs and he looks at Hobie's eyes and he can sense the betrayal and he nods "Okay. I'm sorry. Your right. I should have told her she was out of line." "You should have." Hobie says putting his hands in his pockets "I promise i'll talk to her. Can you forgive me?" Dreyko says and Hobie looks away because he's so close to his face "Can you let go of me?" "I'm not holding you down." Hobie looks and Dreyko is right. He isn't. Hobie looks at Dreyko and he sighs "Of course. I forgive you. It's not your fault your a muppet." "Hey!" Hobie laughs but their laugh gets cut short when they hear Hayden "Dreyko! Dreyko! Where are you?!" Dreyko turns back to Hobie "I really don't want to talk to her right now." Hobie thinks and he puts Dreyko's hood over his head and he pulls him down by his hood "What are you-" "Grab my waist yea? Hurry up!" Dreyko wraps his arms around his waist and when Hayden walks by it looks like it's just two random people kissing in a alleyway and she walks past still calling for Dreyko. Dreyko looks past and doesn't see her and he sighs "Thanks." Hobie nods pulling down Dreyko's hood and Dreyko kisses Hobie's cheek "I owe you one." Hobie grabs Dreyko's hand "Just...make the portal so we can go. Text your parents that i'm sorry I left so early." Dreyko nods and he makes a portal and they walk through. "So how was it?" Asks Pav and they both look at eachother and then at Pav "It was alright." They both say.

It was late at night and Miles was washing Dreyko's hair, Dreyko had patrol and he was really tired. Plus Miles didn't mind doing this for him, Miles had to sit in a stool in the tub and Dreyko had to sit on the floor because of his height. "Tilt back." Dreyko tilts his head back and Miles massages his finger pads on Dreyko's scalp "Mmm..." Miles laughs "You always do that when I wash your hair." Dreyko rubs Miles' thigh "Of course! You wash my hair better than I do!" Miles grabs the shower head rinsing out his hair "You also say that every time." "And I mean it everytime." Miles rinses his hair thoroughly and he turns off the water and he rings out Dreyko's hair and Dreyko shakes his hair wetting Miles a bit and Miles laughs shielding himself with his hands "Rey! Stop it! Chill!" Dreyko immediately stops "Oh shit my bad papi. I forgot you were behind me!" Miles laughs and looks at his clothes "Now im all wet!" "That's what she said." Miles hits his arm "Your such a douche." "Yes I do be up in the pussy." Miles shakes his head "Your so stupid." Dreyko and Miles stand up and Miles puts a towel over his head and Dreyko puts one under his hair over his shoulder. Dreyko looks down at Miles with his bangs over his eyes and Miles giggles "What?" Dreyko questions "You look so scary like that." Dreyko makes a stupid expression "Really?" "Nah you just look stupid." Dreyko smiles and he pulls Miles into a hug "Thank you." Miles wraps his arms around Dreyko's neck hugging him back "No problem!" Dreyko walks out the bathroom grabbing a towel as he walks into his room with Miles and he sees Hobie sitting on his bed "Hey..." Hobie says "Oh so it's not just my room you break in too?" Miles says and Hobie rolls his eyes "Let's not act like you hate it." Pav walks by and he sees everyone in Dreyko's room "Ooo are we having a sleep over?! I'll go get my onesie!" "Pav there's no sleep over. Also none of us have onesies." Says Dreyko "Speak for yourself. I have the perfect pikachu onesie!" Miles says proudly "Of course you do. There's no man like Miles." "Okay fine we'll drop the onesies but let me get Gwen." Pav quickly runs and knocks on Gwens room and in a minute they end up back at Dreyko's door and they walk in and close it. Dreyko groans "You know what sure everyone can sleep over. But i'm about to change my underwear so maybe y'all should get out for a minute." After Dreyko gets dry underwear on everyone comes back in and Dreyko lays in the middle of his bed and Miles lays on his left against the wall and Hobie lays on his right and Pav lays on the end of the bed on the left and Gwen lays on the end on the right. "Hold on- lemme just-" Dreyko turns over so he's on his stomach and he lays his arms over Hobie and Miles holding them tightly "Wait!" Miles gets up carefully and he throws Dreyko's bonnet at him and he runs grabbing his and he goes in Hobie's room grabbing his and he hands Hobie his after putting his on "Damn I forgot. Thanks peter pan." Miles flips him off and Hobie smiles after putting his giant bonnet on which kind of makes Dreyko laugh "Keep laughing you dumb git." Dreyko kisses Hobie's cheek while also kissing Miles, Gwen, and Pav's cheeks before going back in his position holding Hobie and Miles tightly "Love you all! Good night!" "Love you good night!" Everyone replies and they all peacefully fall asleep with eachother.