Anarchy across the spider-verse

You bald piece of shit.

❗️No warnings❗️

Sorry that I missed a whole week, had something going on

3rd pov
On mornings where they have time to kill before school starts all of their dimensions. They chilled in the apartment together playing games, where relationships were broken and shit gets real dramatic. Right now Dreyko has his phone with the charade game on it on his forehead and Pav was trying to get him to answer it "Uh uh baguettes! Wee wee!" "Oh france!" "Yea!" Dreyko puts the phone up and they get a new one "Uh uh uhhhhh OH Hobie! What's it Hobie!" "A british fuck?" "I will beat the shit out of you-" "Close enough." He moves the phone up "Ok ok um it's the country right below us!" "Huh? I am barely passing geography!" "They- They speak spanish!" "Oh Mexico!" "Yea! That's right!" It's over and they rack up all their points, the teams were Miles/Hobie Pav/Dreyko and Miguel/Gwen. "The winners ended up being...Gwen and Miguel?" Says Pav confused "Nah that's not on AT ALL! That's gotta be some capital racism." "I'm saying!" "Mhm." "I agree." Pav, Miles, Dreyko, and Hobie say "How?! What?!" They all laugh "Were playing you bald piece of shit. But nah it's crazy how y'all won but we both tied." Dreyko says. "Anyways i'm going to get groceries! Who wants to come?" Pav says "Oo i'll go! I need some more takis-" "No! Don't let him get takis! We just got the toilet working right!" Dreyko scoffs "Oh fuck off! I don't blow up the toilet after eating takis." "We can never be too sure." Dreyko and Pav walk out the house and when they are out the building they walk down the street en route of the grocery store "So Savvy Pavvy-" "No! No more of that weird nickname!" "Why?! I love it! It's beautiful!" Pav rolls his eyes "As I was saying! How is your girlfriend treating you?" "We're good! I can't wait for you guys to meet her soon!" Dreyko smiles. They walk in the grocery store and Dreyko grabs a buggy(idk if anyone else calls it that so imma just say i'm talking about the cart) and they walk down the isles "We need milk, eggs, lettuce, old bay, garlic powder, ricotta, tomato sauce, frosted flakes, cheerios, lunchables, and pulled pork." Dreyko nods as they walk down the isles and they look around for the main foods they need. Pav heads down to the produce section to get lettuce while Dreyko picks up old bay and garlic powder, Pav meets back up with Dreyko and they go to the dairy section and get eggs and milk. "Nah always the red one." Dreyko says "Wait we almost forgot Hobie's almond milk." Dreyko grabs it and puts it in the buggy, they walk down more isle until they find the tomato sauce and they get ragu "What else?" "The cereal, lunchables, and pulled pork." "The cereal, lunchables, and pulled pork are adjacent to eachother so i'll grab the lunchables and pulled pork. You the cereal." Pav says and Dreyko nods and Pav walks in the other direction grabbing 10 lunchables and he looks in the meat section grabbing two pulled porks trying to decide which one to get "Whats wrong?" Dreyko says walking up behind him with the cereal and he puts it in the buggy "I don't know which one to choose?" Dreyko looks between them "This one has 80% lean and this one is 60% lean so I say go with more drugs?" Pav hits his arm grabbing the one that 80% lean and Dreyko laughs pushing the buggy. "We'll split it?" Pav asks talking about the money and Dreyko nods.

When they pay they walk back home and up the stairs and Pav unlocks the door "Miles we got your lunchables!" Miles comes running and he grabs his bag with his lunchables, everyone else comes out "Hobie your cheerios and almond milk." Pav hands those to him while Dreyko puts the rest of the groceries away. Dreyko sits down taking his shoes off and kicking his feet up and Hobie sits next to him "I'm so tired." Hobie gets a spoonful of cheerios and puts it up to his mouth "It has sugar, love." Dreyko open his mouth Hobie feeds it to him and Dreyko eats and Miles comes back with his school uniform on and his backpack "Okay i'll be back tomorrow, i'll be staying at my dorm today." "Alright don't miss us too much?" "Sure. I think you mean don't miss ME too much. You can't live without me." Miles says sarcastically and Dreyko chuckles. "To be honest, no shit." Miles laughs and they wave and Miles makes a portal walking through. "Later today my parents want to have dinner with me." Dreyko says out loud "My band wants to practice today." Hobie says "My dad also wants me home for dinner." Gwen says "My girlfriend wants to go out for chai." On one of the rare days where all of them have to go to their dimension, it's seemingly tiring. They are all best friends and wish they could be around eachother all the time but that's not possible. The only place where they could be spider men and someone knows it so they don't have to create a fake ass back story is Dreyko's dimension because his parents know he's spider man or atleast a variant. Hobie finishes his cheerios putting the bowl away stretching and he makes he portal waving at everyone and he walks through and it closes and soon follows Pav and Gwen, then Dreyko stands up making a portal too as he walks through and it closes. The apartment goes uncharacteristically silent. "Oh I see your back now." Ganke says walking into his and Miles' dorm "Don't start." "I'm not starting anything. I just don't see you half the time so-" "Ganke you know why you don't." "Do i?" "Yes because I told you!" "Pfft....so?" Miles sits at his desk shaking his head as he finishes his homework he got for the day, then out of no where Miles gets a facetime call from •Rey Rey😍• The name was simply a joke they had and it makes Miles laugh everytime he looks at it, he answers and sees Dreyko with a bored expression "Hey papi." "Hey Rey. You in class?" "Yea i'm in art. I'm drawing." "What are you drawing?" "Porn." "Porn?!" Ganke says getting up "Ganke he's not being serious! Right?" Dreyko lowly chuckles "Of course not Papi. Just joking." "Can I see?" Dreyko grabs the phone pointing it at the paper "Me and Hobie?" Miles asks with a soft laugh "Yea it's all i've been drawing recently. It's just been my mood recently, you feel me?" Miles nods "I've drawn you 3 times in art and i've drawn Hobie 2 in a half." Dreyko laughs "2 in a half?" "I didn't finish it yet." "Babes who are you talking too?" Miles hears the voice say and he recognizes that voice but he just can't make out who "Oh it's Miles. Remember?" Dreyko runs the phone and Miles smiles waving remembering who that's is and she smiles and waves back "Hey!" "Hi!" Dreyko puts the phone back "Babes who are you drawing?" Dreyko shows her "Oh. I like it!" Miles heard the 'oh' and it sounded weird like she was disappointed, but she hid as soon as it came out but he paid no mind to it.