Chapter 1: Not So Happy Campers

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Here we see you at home relaxing and you were watching TV until you hear a knock at the door and you get up and open the door to see it was interns from the Total Drama show.

(Y/N): "Who are you guys?"

Intern: "Uh we're from the Total Drama show and Chris sent us to get you."

(Y/N): "How does he know where I live here?"

Intern: "He found your audition tape in the trash."

(Y/N): "Not interested."

Intern 2: "What? But dude you got onto the show."

(Y/N): "My therapist told me to never think outside the box, I might get hurt or worse killed."

Intern: "Okay, I didn't want to do this."

The intern then shot a knockout dart at your neck and it knocked you out. Sometime later, we see you wake up on a boat.

(Y/N): "Of course he'd do that."

???(Chef): "Sorry about this man."

You look up to see it's Chef Hatchet himself.

(Y/N): "I just told that intern I didn't want to be on the show."

Chef: "Look, me and Chris saw that tape and you are in desperate need of a win."

(Y/N): "I don't need a win, I just wanna go home, and besides you kidnapped me."

Chef: "Desperate for a win was the key phrase when we saw the tape."

(Y/N): "What part of I don't need a win did you not understand? I don't need all this, besides someone like you can't understand what I'm going through. I'm a waste of space in the whole world, I disappoint people just by existing, and whenever I try to think outside the box people get hurt or worse killed."

Chef saw how bad your life was and he felt bad for you.

Chef: "Don't worry I bet this show will reveal a side to you that you never had."

(Y/N): "I like to keep that side of me shoved down to the deepest darkest abyss that is called real life."

Chef: "What kind of therapist told you to feel this way?"*sees the Camp Wawanakwa ahead*"Here we are."

(Y/N): "Take me home, now"

Chef: "But we just got here."

(Y/N): "Home now!"

Chef: "Sorry, too late for that."

(Y/N): "Then I'll swim back."

We then see Chef grab you and carry you onto the doc and you see that you were the first one at the camp.

(Y/N): "Ugh, put me down!"

Chris: "Man, you're even sadder in person."

(Y/N): "And your nuts, I said I don't want to be here."

Chris: "Look, you made the tape, you made your bed and you lay in it."

(Y/N): "And I'm messing up that bed, I'm leaving."

Chris: "You could try getting yourself eliminated in an early challenge."

(Y/N): "Deal."

Chef: *to Chris*"Are you sure about letting him get booted off the show so early?"

Chris: "If he wants to go home then he goes home, if he gets eliminated first. Where are the other 11 campers?"

Chef: "They're getting here soon."*sees a boat coming in*"Here's the second one now."

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