Chapter 24: Camp Castaways

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Recap:

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island... In a special episode, we visited the kicked off campers at the Resort of Rejects. Playa Des Losers! We learned that Bridgette and Geoff are still going strong, Katie and Sadie still share a brain, and Courtney is still carrying a grudge against Harold for fixing the ballots against her. In a shocking twist, we let the losers vote off one of the final five campers and in an even more shocking twist, it was Leshawna who found herself in Loserville, population: eighteen. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!" *Gets hit by a rock* "Ow!"

Kristal: "Chris!"

Chris: "Oh crap."

Here we see Chris holding an umbrella in a heavy rainstorm.

Chris: "Welcome back to Total Drama Island! This week, we've prepared a bizarre episode full of surprises. For instance, take this weather. Rain is not an easy thing to control, let me tell you. But, we figured the four remaining campers were getting off way too easy. So, we pulled some strings, and voila!" *Gets hit by a hail chunk*"D'ah!"

Kristal: "You deserve that!"

Meanwhile with you and the others, we see you on the porch of the cabin as we see Heather sitting on your lap.

Chris: *over the PA system*"Listen up, campers! One of the most grueling challenges of any summer camp experience is the dreaded rain day! Where all activities with a remote possibility of fun are canceled in favor of the Craft Tent. The forecast for tomorrow: rain, rain, and more rain, followed by rain! See you all in the Craft Tent tomorrow at 0700 hours." *gets hit* "Ow!*

Kristal: *over the PA system*"This is why mom left your sorry ass in the first place Chris!"

(Y/N): "Was that..."

Gwen: "Did Kristal just went back to this dump just to beat up her dad?"

Heather: "Yep."

Duncan: "Honestly, I don't blame her."

(Y/N): "Well this is Chris' show, she's just visiting. Like it or not, he's the host of the show."

Heather: "True, if only he was replaced by someone more... tolerable."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I don't really know a lot of famous people to be honest, especially Canadian celebrities."

Gwen: "Right, you're American."

(Y/N): "Yeah, though the only thing I don't get is why the legal age of consent in Canada is 16."

Gwen: "Canada doesn't wait for people to get married and have kids, eh?"

Heather: "It's how we do things eh."

(Y/N): "And calling ham, Canadian bacon?"

Gwen: "That we don't, like we call whole milk, homo milk."

Heather: "Eat a bowl of fries with cheese curds and gravy called Poutine."

Gwen: "We call a pastry a beaver tail."

Duncan: "Or make it sound like we say boot in about."

(Y/N): "Or where's Owen?"

Duncan: "We just say where's Owen."

(Y/N): "No I meant where the heck is Owen?"

Duncan: "Oh yeah where is he?"

(Y/N): "Welp we better get to bed, Heather?"

Heather: "Sure, I'll sleep with you for the night."

Gwen: "No I should."

Heather: "Oh yeah, alphabetical order, actually since it's only you and me wanna sleep with (Y/N) together?"

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