Total Drama Non-Stop Playing

Chapter 3: Dodgebrawl

Recap

Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island, the Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the Awake-A-Thon when Duncan took a snooze on the can and the Killer Bass took their second loss in a row, harsh. Heather orchestrated the first Total Drama Island alliance by convincing Lindsay and Beth to join forces with her and by unaminous vote made (Y/N) the leader. Then pocketed Eva's MP3 player and sat back to watch the fireworks, nicely played, Heather, nicely played, even though Eva could have pretty much kicked anyone's butt here, in the end, it was her temper that got her kicked off, she became the second camper to rock the Boat of Losers. Who will break the rules of their new alliance? Will (Y/N) keep Heather in check? Will Gwen be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the next humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on Total...Drama...Island."

Here we see you sleeping with Leshawna in the girl's cabin as we see Leshawna hugging your head into her breasts and we see Heather flick Leshawna in the forehead to wake her up

Leshawna: "Ugh, what do you want Queen Wannabe?"

Heather: "How about you stop suffocating the leader of my alliance for starters?"

Leshawna: *sees where your head is* "Oh."*lets go of you*"My bad boo."

(Y/N): *wakes up*"What happened? I had this weird dream where I was on an island filled with black women and they have really soft skin, and I asked myself: did they make a lotion that they distilled from the elements?" *sees Leshawna * "Oh the dream was real."

Leshawna: *Blushes and giggles* "Sorry babycakes, I'm a bit of a hugger in my sleep."

Heather: "Why did you have a dream like that?"

(Y/N): "You know I read some psychology books about how dreams are made. Stuff might be going on while you're asleep and whatever sensation is happening makes the dream in your head."

Heather: "I get the black women part of the dream, but the soft skin?"

Leshawna: "This skin ain't got soft on its own you know."

Heather: "Whatever, just get ready and try not to suffocate him between your Tripple Ds."

Leshawna: "Can't compete with your size Double Ds?"

(Y/N): *Referring to Heather* "She probably has breast envy, it's really common between women."

Leshawna: *laughs*"I know what Breast envy is, boo, because all girls have breast envy sometimes."

Heather: *Blushes* "Oh whatever! Just get dressed!" *Walks off in a huff*

(Y/N): "She definitely has boob envy."

Leshawna: "Mm-hm, but boobies ain't why you're with us girls."

(Y/N): "My tent got destroyed by lightning."

Leshawna: "Nah besides that, you like a woman for who she is and not because of her giant dairy cow boobs or her giant caboose."

(Y/N): "True."

Leshawna: "Let's go to the lodge, mama needs her breakfast."

(Y/N): "Chef actually put me in charge of breakfast for the day, he told me it would... cheer me up."

Leshawna: "Really?"

(Y/N): "Yep, he thought it would brighten my mood."

Leshawna: "If your cooking is bad at least it's better than Chef's. Plus you seem awfully calm being next to someone wearing a see through nightgown."

(Y/N): "I'm used to it."

Leshawna: "Let me guess, your mama was a stripper?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much yeah. Heck, if you were naked right now I wouldn't even be bothered, generally speaking of course."