the trainwreck known as episode 14

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by natty_bee27

by natty_bee27

we all know who requested this atp, credits to @GWOURTNEY4EVER for requesting this and also giving me a job.

MICHAEL. FUCKING. KIM.

if you didn't know, michael kim (va for connor and oliver) wrote episodes 14 - 21 of disventure camp all stars and will be the main writer of season 4

god where do i even begin

i'm gonna be so honest. out of all dcas challenges, this was my least favorite. hell, i enjoyed episode 16 more than this.

this was the cringiest thing i've seen in a while

"erm! it's not cringy, you're just a wanker!" number one, thanks a lot tiffany. number two, i literally looked away from the screen atleast 5 times. i did NOT need to see connor hitting the WAP on the boat.

riya feeding into ally's delusions was honestly kinda funny. it was obvious that riya didn't actually give a flying fuck.

aiden still isn't over the riyalec kiss so him and jake go and tell everybody. i think the only people who were shook by it were grett, gabby and ally.

i honestly laughed at connor having no reaction like aiden and jake literally stared at him like he just took candy from a baby.

"first vr, now tiktok?! whats next, break connor's legs?" welcome to the realm of foreshadowing, how may I take your order.

lets not talk about ally being insecure the whole episode. girly pop nobody cares how you look doing the floss, you're gonna look cringy either way.

"erm! you care about how you look all the time!" yeah but im not ally now hush

jake and ally are the last ones to make it to the cave but in a shocking twist of events (jake plot armor), they find the golden watch and are free from griddying in a bear cave.

i'm still not over how people got mad at ally leaving jake behind with the bear like a free win is a free win?? (/j)

watching aiden teach riya, connor and alec how to do the renegade brought me back to 2020. aiden might as well be charli 2.0 (the better charli, aiden d'amelio)

no, no really i have to talk about the boat. okay, pop off i guess.

i think seeing the contestants doing the wap traumatized me (specifically connor)

i was laughing but at the same time, i couldn't look at the screen.

gabby and grett passing connor throwing it back on the boat unironically made me burst out giggling.

the elimination, GOD WHY.

this episode is now the reason why gabby is the only contestant who has gotten the same placement in both her seasons. i'm suing odd nations.

i got so mad when grett didnt listen to gabby i was screaming at the screen "GO GET IT COME ON WHYYYY"

overall, this episode was horrifying and i'm still not over gabby getting out.

solid 2.3/10

that seems a bit high but still we got some aleconnor content and like aleconnor is aleconnor

CONNOR NEVER GOT MARRIED CONNOR NEVER GOT MARRIED CONNOR NEVER GOT MARRIED CONNOR NEVER GOT MARRIED CONNOR NEVER GOT MARRIED CONNOR NEVER GOT MARRIED

ahem

(500 words)

-Nat