One Shot's and Imagine (Charles Xavier and Logan) English

Avengers x Deadpool x Wolverine x reader

At first everything was going well, until "I swear, if you try to look at the cards again, I'll punch you," growls Logan angrily. "Don't be so aggressive, my Sugar Bear," says Wade, leaning a little towards Logan. "Fuck off," says Logan angrily, pushing Wade away. "Are you sexually frustrated? Do you want Y/N to help you?" says Wade, and I throw him a kiss. "Shut up," I growl. Logan and I look at each other briefly before I blush slightly and quickly look away.

"You're such a cheater, Stark," Clint suddenly shouts. "I'm not cheating," Tony says, suddenly standing up. Clint does the same and the two men face each other. "Get the popcorn, this is going to be interesting," Wade says excitedly. "Please not again," I whisper.

"Would you stop, it's the same every time," I say. "Stay out of it," Tony snaps angrily. Logan glares at Tony. "What is it, wolf boy?" Tony growls at him.

Logan stands up and extends his claws. I stand up and stand between the two of them. And it happened as it had to: Now Wade is sitting there making stupid comments. Tony and Logan are now at loggerheads, and the others are arguing too. "Would you stop with your stupid comments? I swear I'll chop you up!" I growl at Wade.

"Why are you so mad, sweetheart?" Wade asks, putting his arm around me. "Are you serious?" I say, pulling away from him. "It's the same every time. I don't know why we still do this," I say. "Well, it's not really the same as usual. Our big, strong, sexy man with the claws is even madder than usual," Wade says, and I just roll my eyes. "I wonder why he's so mad," Wade says, staring at me intensely. "Why are you staring at me like that?" I ask, a little nervous. "Do you both have something?" Wade grins. "N-no," I stammer. "You bitch, you do," Wade laughs.

I look at him angrily. "What's so funny about that?" I ask angrily. "Nothing. You just didn't satisfy him properly, did you..." Before Wade could continue, I kicked him in the bottom. "Shit," he says, holding himself between his legs. "Will you finally shut up?" I say. "I wonder if it's like that during sex?" Wade asks. I teleport behind Wade and give him a slap.

Logan suddenly stands in front of Wade and looks at him darkly. "Man, are you on your period or something?" Wade asks, stretching. "What are you looking at now? She started it," Wade complains. "She didn't start it, and even if she did, there's always a reason to punch you," Logan growls. Before anything else happens, Steve and Bucky come in. "What are you doing?" Steve asks, and everyone looks at the two of them. "Oh, Captain, my Captain," Wade says, strolling over to Steve. "Did you have another game night?" Bucky asks.

"Yeah," I say. "It seems to have gone well, huh?" Bucky grins. "Oh, be quiet, I didn't know that Tony was a cheater and Wade couldn't stop making stupid comments. Well, I should have figured out that something like that would happen. Again," I say. "Hey, hey, you mustn't forget that your lover boy with the claws is going crazy because he's obviously sexually frustrated," Wade says. "That's enough," Logan growls and extends his claws. "Oh oh," Wade says. "I'm off then," Wade says and starts running. Logan is close behind him.

"So, you and Logan," Tony suddenly grins. "A problem?" I ask. "No, no. I mean..." he starts. "What, Tony, what is it again?" I growl, and his eyes widen in shock. "I think you should run, Stark," Bucky says, and Tony starts running. "Don't you want to go after him?" Nat asks. "I'll wait a minute," I grin, and the next moment I teleport to him.

Tony starts screaming in shock. "Hey, that's not fair," he complains.

We see Logan slamming Wade into the wall. "You were lucky " I say to Tony, walking over to Logan. "Hey, sexy man," I grin. "Hey, sweetheart," Logan smiles. "You can feel the sexual tension," Wade says, and Logan pushes him harder against the wall.

"He'll never stop with his stupid comments. So how about we both do something else?" I ask with a grin, and Logan lets go of him.

"Have fun," Wade calls out, heading to the common room. "Who wants to play Mario Kart?" Wade asks, grinning.