One Shot's and Imagine (Charles Xavier and Logan) English

Inappropriate Comments(Logan)

On a cozy evening, Logan and Y/N are lounging on their couch in their shared apartment. The atmosphere is relaxed until Wade suddenly appears. No one quite knows how he always manages to get into their apartment so easily, but it seems to amuse him.

"Well, well, well, what do I see here?" Wade begins, leaning against the doorframe. "The big, bad Logan and Y/N all snuggled up. Is this cuddle hour or what?"

Logan sighs and growls softly. "Wade, get out."

Y/N suppresses a smile. She’s used to Wade’s constant teasing, but Logan, who is usually so calm and stoic, gets irritated every time.

"Oh, I get it. Logan, the usually grumpy guy, turns into a tame kitten around you, Y/N. Does he even purr sometimes?"

Logan gives Wade a dark look. "Shut up, Wade," Logan growls.

Wade just grins wider and sits down on the chair opposite them. "It’s really cute how you become so tame around Y/N. Who would have thought you had such a soft side?"

Logan narrows his eyes and clenches his fists. Y/N places a calming hand on his arm, helping him to control his rising anger.

But Wade doesn’t give up. "What’s your secret, Y/N? Do you enchant him with your cooking skills? Or is it the famous cat food?"

Y/N shakes her head as Logan’s temper continues to simmer. She knows Wade just can’t stop, but she hopes Logan doesn’t lose his composure.

"Logan, Logan," Wade continues, "you really deserve a new nickname. How about Mr. Purrs? Or maybe Purrcat?"

That’s it for Logan. He stands up abruptly and takes threatening steps towards Wade. "One more word, Wade, and you’ll regret it," Logan snarls angrily.

Wade leans back casually as if nothing happened. "Oh, the kitten’s showing its claws! Just the way I like you, Logan. I knew there was still a wild beast beneath that soft facade."

"Wade, that’s enough!" Y/N says urgently, but Wade remains unperturbed.

"Y/N, I hope you have a good vet nearby," Wade adds with a wink. "Who knows when Logan last had his rabies vaccination," Wade grins.

That’s the last straw. Logan grabs Wade by the collar and effortlessly lifts him off the ground. "One more word, and I swear you’ll only be able to eat mush for the next few weeks," Logan says angrily.

Wade laughs, even though he’s barely able to breathe. "Logan, you’re really the best. So passionate. So protective. Y/N is really lucky to have someone who fights so fiercely for her."

Y/N sighs and tugs gently on Logan’s arm. "Logan, let him go. He’s not worth it."

With a contemptuous snort, Logan lets Wade drop. Wade lands roughly on the floor, but his grin doesn’t fade.

"Alright, alright," Wade says as he gets up. "I get it. No more jokes about the kitten. But Logan, you have to admit, you really become tame around Y/N," Wade grins.

"One more word, Wade," Logan warns, "and I’ll show you just how tame I really am," Logan snarls.

Wade raises his hands in a conciliatory gesture. "I’m quiet. For now." Then he winks at Y/N. "But if you ever need a cat bed, I know some good places," Wade grins.

Logan takes a threatening step towards Wade, but Wade is faster and laughs as he disappears from the apartment.

Y/N sighs again and looks at Logan, who is still fuming. "He doesn’t mean any harm," she says soothingly.

"He’s lucky I love you," Logan mutters as he sits back down next to her.

Y/N smiles and rests her head on his shoulder. "I know. And that’s exactly why you didn’t tear him apart."

"Just this once," Logan says, pulling Y/N closer as his anger slowly fades.